Thru the Uprights 3

PoloPro · 06-29-2017, 10:06 AM

So lets get started Week 3 (in the real world) is underway here, lets see how our kickers have been doing and what changes they have made to improve. Below are the stats for the season so far!

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Ohhh how the mighty have fallen while it might seem premature the otter have put and end to league most accurate kicker at 94.1% the Brandon Walsh era has come to an end. They went on the waivers this week and added a kicker and a punter. I am just going to a team section for them since there are so many new faces. First off missing what could have been an important 22 yard field goal we have Tarkenton. I know Im coming off in a negative way but its sort of a Jared Goff situation, he just isn’t ready. They had a kicker who is doing well and they brought on new talent which I think is good because eventually Walsh would have gotten out scaled but why not let the guy ride the pin for a week or two that he comes it ready to fill the all mighty inactive shoes of B Walsh. Idk not my call but their new Kicker is 2-4 since taking over the duties. Which is interesting because he has 65 Intelligence and 76 accuracy. While only having 65 power. With Tarkenton looking to add more points in Accuracy this week according to his update, the new kicker might want to look for some power to help him put it thru the uprights beyond the 20 yard line. Otters new Punter Ronaldo is off to a great start since joining the team with an 80 power 66 accuracy and 50 intelligence all we know with this guy is that he is going to kick it and kick it hard in some direction. He is 2 games into his career and he currently hold the second best average among punters although I would expect that to average out but you never know he could be the next big thing in the world of punting!

Adrienne Nugent ARI

Making no changes to his build and sitting behind the red hot offense of the outlaws Adrienne Nugent expects to keep his job for atleast this season as most of his work has come in extra points taking a league high 26 for 26. He is one of only two active kickers to have made 100% of their extra points. Outlaws will most likely look to add a kicker in season who can help them in both the kicking and punting game. As a punter he is the league worst in averages and is the only active punter beside the newbie Ronaldo to not have a punt over 60 yards. What is surprising though is he has the most punts inside the 20. This stat is most likely inflated by the outlaws high power offense putting them in a position to easily punt inside the 20. None the less he holds the stat so far this season.

Archibald Booter YKW

While the accuracy concerns still seem to haunt The Booter he has shown time and time again he is an amazing kicker being one of the more active ones in the league. Adding +4 intelligence +1 Power +1 Speed, Booter continues to improve. Having a big performance in Week 8 making 5/6 to help the Wraiths surge past the Yetis on the way to a hopeful playoff spot. Booter also beat his own record to push the longest punt from 68 yards to 69.:cigar: Cool

He also showed his big leg this past week tying Turkleton for the league’s longest field goal of 55 yards. Booter is also the leagues high scorer. Look for Booter to slowly and surely become a house hold name and the best kicker in the league.

Kentillan Laces SJS

Same old same old another inactive kicker doing okay. Bottom tier in both Kicking and Punting but slightly above Adrienne Nugent.

COL

Kicksit has been quit and but strong one of the top 3 kickers in the league Kicksit updated this week adding 5 points to accuracy and it shows. Owning the highest fg% among active kickers. This man is doing well and has only missed one extra point and one kick from beyond the 50 all season. He is quietly doing his job very well.
Darkapple did not update this week but it still the best punter in the league, Harris had a kick blocked setting his average back. Hopefuly he comes back because his number one ranking is in danger as Harris closes in and the league welcomes a new full time punter on the Otters.

BAL

Turkleton is still the best kicker in the league although Booter tied him for the longest kick and Kicksit has a better FG%. This guy is the best all-around but the other two are closing in. Adding +2 points to his accuracy this week helped him stay accurate and keep his title as best kicker in the league. The hawks look to finish their 4 game battle against the wraiths strong and push for a playoff spot. With Turkleton on one side and Booter on the other it should be a battle for the ages to see who can push past 55 first.
Stephen Harris is slowly and surely gaining on the Jimmy Darkapple to become the best punter in the league adding +1 to Power and +2 to accuracy I think this is the week we could see him over take Darkapple but we will have to wait and see. This guy is the most active punter in the league and hopes to one day kick field goals as well. Look for this guy to find the big bucks this off season and start the market on kickers.

KICKER HYPE SECTION!!
Longest Field Goal: Archibald Booter/ Turk Turkleton, 55 yards
Most accurate FG Kicker: Bojo Kicksit 93.3 %
Most Extra Points: Adrienne Nugent, 26/26
Longest Punt: Archibald Booter, 69 yards
Best Average Punt: Jimmy Darkapple, 45
Most Punts Inside the 20: Adrienne Nugent, 14

Power Ranking Kickers and Punters

1. Turk Turkleton
2. Archibald Booter
3. Bojo Kicksit
4. Kentillan Laces
5. Adrienne Nugent
6. Rashad Tarkenton

1. Jimmy Darkapple
2. Stephen Harris
3. Adrienne Nugent
4. Archibald Booter
5. Christian Ronaldo
6. Kentillan Laces

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