*The Awards Committee Goes Bowling

[Modern_Duke]

A hooded figure walks cautiously through the night, frequently looking behind him to see if he is being followed. He hopes he got the address correct; the meeting was taking place at a new facility tonight. Perhaps headquarters has been compromised? He figures he will find out soon enough, as he spots the door he is looking for, and enters. He panics as he opens the door and hears a thunderous crash. "We *have* been compromised! They're here to take us out!", he thinks, before he hears his compatriot call out to him:

"Oh hey man, glad you could make it!"

The hooded figure takes a second to register what just happened, as well as all the lights and sounds of the building he just entered. Turns out the thunderous clash he heard was a 12 year old knocking down seven pins on lane 16.

"...wait...you actually wanted to go bowling? I thought we were having a meeting to discuss the pro bowl"
"Yeah no dude you probably misread my text. I just wanted to do something fun."
"Huh. Yeah alright I guess...Hey, would the Awards Committee have any role in determining the Pro Bowl anyway?"
"Hm, I guess not? Who's to say? We heard they were going to legitimize us, but we haven't heard anything since. Like who's going to be on the official committee? Who's going to be running this thing?

*cough*pickme*cough*

"But let's not worry about that right now. I already got us a lane. Go rent some shoes."
"Sure. Hey, since we're on the topic, did you see the official Pro Bowl roster? Any issues with it?"
"Well let's see...."

Quarterback
NSFC: Corvo Havran, Cooter Bigsby
ASFC: Franklin Armstrong, Andrew Reese
Possible Snubs: Wolfie McDummy, Easton Cole

Potentially could have gone with McDummy over Bigsby, but Bigsby did lead the league in yards and touchdowns, so it's not like his selection is unwarranted. I just like pointing out that McDummy's season wasn't too far off from Armstrong's MVP season.

Reese over Cole I'm not sure I agree with though. And it was a unanimous decision? Sure Reese threw for 600 more yards and 8 touchdowns than Cole, but he also lead the league in interceptions and Cole had the edge in basically every efficiency stat. Cole had the higher QB Rating (close, 82.2 vs 81.2), Yards/Attempt (7.18 vs 6.89) and Adjusted Yards/Attempt (6.69 vs 6.39).

Runningback/Flex
NSFC: Ludiculo Bigby, Sam Torenson, Ashley Owens
ASFC: Forrest Gump, Mako Mendonca, Ruff Ruff

I've got no issues here.

Tight End
NSFC: Earl Sauce, Declan Harp
ASFC: Jammerson Irving, Johnny Blaze
Possible Snubs: Cameron Olsen

I like the selections, but if you're the type who prefers big play receiving stats, its worth noting Olsen's higher yard per reception average and more touchdowns than Irving.

Wide Reciever
NSFC: Errol Maddox, Nate Swift, Sunnycursed, James Bishop
ASFC: Rod Tidwell, Kazimir Oles, Saba Donut, Django Anoa'i
Possible Snubs: Josh Parker

Same story here for Bishop vs. Parker. I personally would lean Parker, but it just depends on how much you care about yards per reception. Parker had 20 more catches than Bishop, but only put together 140 more yards with those.

Defensive Back
NSFC: Mervin Leonard, Arbin Asipi III, Mike Hockhertz, Richard D'Attoria V, Danny Grithead, Lennox Garnett, Walt Green
ASFC: Deon Taylor, Lucas Knight, Chase Jensen, Tyron Brackenridge, Dan Schneider, Beau Montgomery
Possible Snubs: Tyrone Biggums, David Rector, Joseph Wozniak

Everyone on the NSFC side is pretty much set. For the ASFC, I would definitely argue Rector or Wozniak over Schneider. Schneider had good amount of tackles but was fairly empty elsewhere, while Rector had 6 sacks and 3 interceptions while also putting up a solid amount of tackles.

Linebacker
NSFC: Mo Berry, Ronald Watkins, Thudd Kassel
ASFC: Raymond Vans, Lanzer Grievous, Johnny Slothface, Quenton Bode
Possible Snubs: Guy Nikko

I think we got the wrong Butchers linebacker. Watkins had 4 more tackles and 4 more PD than Nikko, but Nikko had 3 more sacks and 3 more interceptions.

Defensive Line
NSFC: Fabricio Baldari, Maurice Virtanen, D'Pez Poopsie, Bubba Thumper
ASFC: Dick Wizardry, Grayson Kuusela, Chad Maulolo, Marc Spector
Possible Snubs: Freezer Riposte

No real problems here.

Special Teams
NSFC: Kulture Fulture, Neo Donaldson, Earl Maddox, Emendov Emoji
ASFC: Alex D, Alfredo Crisco, Forrest Gump, Dermot Lavelle Jr.

Fine here too.

This article was shorter than I thought it would be, since I didn't really disagree with any choices too strongly. Good job, voters.

[Modern_Duke]

Oh and also offensive linemen. Everyone single one got snubbed

[Frostbite]

I mean, I won Punter of the Year, that has to be a snub

[Fordhammer]

Bishop vs. Parker?

How about Bishop vs. Varga who had the same stats on a much worse passing offense?