Outlaws Win Championship, Pest Clinches Butt cheeks
Arizona Outlaws have won the Ultimus Cup and doing so the team decided to celebrate. So most of the guys decide to head down to Las Vegas for the weekend and get some good bonding time. Well Vegas let’s just say Vegas will always send you home crawling if you’re not careful. That was the case for 80% of the team. Day one as we took the team bus down we check in to our hotel The MGM. Right away Reg Mackworthy hits the black jack tables and we can tell he is in it to win it. So I took a stroll to the pool with some of the guys Tim Pest and Stormblessed. So as we are sitting at the pool bar having a drink. Talking about who we think is going to throw up, who will hook up, and who will leave losing all of their money. This Cute bartender asks us if we are going to the pool party called Wet Republic later. We kinda look at her like what’s a pool party? kinda sounds fun. So we booked two cabanas for the team next to the DJ booth.
Well this is where we took celebrating to a new level. Little did we know what we were getting into with this pool party thing, so we got the team together and met at the pool at 12. Let’s just call it for what it is. Wet Republic is like walking into heavens gates with beautiful women walking around in practically nothing drinking and dancing to the bass beating. Right away Tim did a cannon ball into the pool before we can even process what we were even looking at. So we get to our cabanas and the waitress hands us a bottle menu and the cheapest bottle of alcohol was $450. So we bought 12 bottles. Boy did 12 bottles attract a swarm of beautiful women. Jayce Tuck had women in both arms. Reg had one in his lap. Tim is still swimming in the pool with a vodka cranberry in a big gulp cup. Stormblessed is at the bar buying drinks because he is too drunk to remember we just bought 12 bottles. King Bronko is standing on the table dancing with 3 women. We are just having the time of our lives.
As this is all going on its only 1 maybe 2pm. We still have the whole night ahead of us. I don’t know who is going make it out alive from this weekend. I mean we got Isaiah Rashad and Harriff Ernston in the DJ booth jumping up and down with bottles of champagne spraying women like we just won the championship. After paying our $120,000 bill for all the added alcohol and champagne showers Isaiah and Harriff were giving out. Reg came up missing. We are all now thinking this guy is hooking up with the cute Latin chick he was talking to in the pool. As we are walking in the casino we find Reg still in his swim trunks, no shirt on, and that Latin chick in his lap playing blackjack. So we let him be hoping he takes the women to his room because I got money on him to hook up fist.
Later that night we decide to try out luck at a night club. I mean we still have that party mode from earlier at the pool. Hakkasan is out destination and why not start it off with a table for all of us and you got it 12 more bottles. Just so happens this DJ named Steve Aoki is performing tonight. As were pouring drink we look over and there is Tim in the middle of the dance floor sandwiched by 2 women spanking him. One of the women have his tie in her hand pulling on it like he’s this bull and she’s riding him. At this point I’m dying laughing so I start paying girls to go over to Tim and start spanking him. Now we got 10-12 girls hitting Tim like he a Piñata. Steve Aoki dose this thing with a cake and throws it into the crowd, but when he threw it, the whole cake hit Tim right in the face. Now we got 12 girls licking Tim like a lolly pop. By the end of the night we got 20 girls in our hotel room half of them are the Otters cheerleaders and reg is running through these girls like it’s a ride at an amusement park. So to end the night we were sitting all together reminiscing our season of Champions. It was hard to say bye to some great people/teammates we are losing to the Expansion. I think we did it as a team one last time and left it all out there in Vegas. I mean seriously reg probably will have 9 kids in about 9 months from this weekend.
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Arizona Outlaws have won the Ultimus Cup and doing so the team decided to celebrate. So most of the guys decide to head down to Las Vegas for the weekend and get some good bonding time. Well Vegas let’s just say Vegas will always send you home crawling if you’re not careful. That was the case for 80% of the team. Day one as we took the team bus down we check in to our hotel The MGM. Right away Reg Mackworthy hits the black jack tables and we can tell he is in it to win it. So I took a stroll to the pool with some of the guys Tim Pest and Stormblessed. So as we are sitting at the pool bar having a drink. Talking about who we think is going to throw up, who will hook up, and who will leave losing all of their money. This Cute bartender asks us if we are going to the pool party called Wet Republic later. We kinda look at her like what’s a pool party? kinda sounds fun. So we booked two cabanas for the team next to the DJ booth.
Well this is where we took celebrating to a new level. Little did we know what we were getting into with this pool party thing, so we got the team together and met at the pool at 12. Let’s just call it for what it is. Wet Republic is like walking into heavens gates with beautiful women walking around in practically nothing drinking and dancing to the bass beating. Right away Tim did a cannon ball into the pool before we can even process what we were even looking at. So we get to our cabanas and the waitress hands us a bottle menu and the cheapest bottle of alcohol was $450. So we bought 12 bottles. Boy did 12 bottles attract a swarm of beautiful women. Jayce Tuck had women in both arms. Reg had one in his lap. Tim is still swimming in the pool with a vodka cranberry in a big gulp cup. Stormblessed is at the bar buying drinks because he is too drunk to remember we just bought 12 bottles. King Bronko is standing on the table dancing with 3 women. We are just having the time of our lives.
As this is all going on its only 1 maybe 2pm. We still have the whole night ahead of us. I don’t know who is going make it out alive from this weekend. I mean we got Isaiah Rashad and Harriff Ernston in the DJ booth jumping up and down with bottles of champagne spraying women like we just won the championship. After paying our $120,000 bill for all the added alcohol and champagne showers Isaiah and Harriff were giving out. Reg came up missing. We are all now thinking this guy is hooking up with the cute Latin chick he was talking to in the pool. As we are walking in the casino we find Reg still in his swim trunks, no shirt on, and that Latin chick in his lap playing blackjack. So we let him be hoping he takes the women to his room because I got money on him to hook up fist.
Later that night we decide to try out luck at a night club. I mean we still have that party mode from earlier at the pool. Hakkasan is out destination and why not start it off with a table for all of us and you got it 12 more bottles. Just so happens this DJ named Steve Aoki is performing tonight. As were pouring drink we look over and there is Tim in the middle of the dance floor sandwiched by 2 women spanking him. One of the women have his tie in her hand pulling on it like he’s this bull and she’s riding him. At this point I’m dying laughing so I start paying girls to go over to Tim and start spanking him. Now we got 10-12 girls hitting Tim like he a Piñata. Steve Aoki dose this thing with a cake and throws it into the crowd, but when he threw it, the whole cake hit Tim right in the face. Now we got 12 girls licking Tim like a lolly pop. By the end of the night we got 20 girls in our hotel room half of them are the Otters cheerleaders and reg is running through these girls like it’s a ride at an amusement park. So to end the night we were sitting all together reminiscing our season of Champions. It was hard to say bye to some great people/teammates we are losing to the Expansion. I think we did it as a team one last time and left it all out there in Vegas. I mean seriously reg probably will have 9 kids in about 9 months from this weekend.
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