04-20-2020, 12:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-20-2020, 12:32 PM by Toastydata.)
Welcome to the show ladies, gentleman, and our unholy lizard overlords. Tonight, I have the exclusive interview that everyone has been trying to get. He once threw a football over them there mountains. Kentucky police accused him of eating a steel park bench. He can divide by zero. He's fucked more women than breast cancer. Please welcome my guest, Sim Snowbow.
Kevin: Welcome to the show Sim. May I call you Sim or do you prefer Mr. Snowbow?
Sim: Either is completely fine!
Kevin: How did it feel to be drafted by Colorado? What was the draft like for you?
Sim: It was a really great and heartwarming time when I got drafted to Colorado! I’ve been loving the team so far, both of the GMs are fantastic as well!
Kevin: Do you feel ready to be called up, or are you going to stay in the DSFL for an extra season?
Sim: I’ll be in the DSFL for another season, most likely two! Gotta make sure I’m ready before I go into the big leagues!
Kevin: Is it true that you can perceive defenses at 3 times the speed of light? What's your favorite team in the NSFL?
Sim: The Colorado Yetis have been an amazing experience even when I was just a prospect being scouted and just hanging out in their locker room! The GM’s there are just overall really great, amazing personalities, great leadership, and really kind! I’m very happy to know that I was on their draft board. Overall though, the Minnesota Grey Ducks are my favorite throughout the whole league, it’s a great big family and an amazing team to be on!
Kevin: What's your main goal in the NSFL? Is it wins, records or the Ultimus that drives you?
Sim: My main goal in the NSFL is to be as great as I can be! To help bring home a trophy, have an amazing year, and be the best teammate that I can be!
Kevin: How many men have been killed attempting to catch balls you've thrown?
Sim: Too many to count, I’ve lost count!
I know this one was a bit shorter, but the beautiful enigma wrapped in a taco hidden inside my mind that is Sim Snowbow shall remain mysterious for now.
Thanks for tuning in once again, join me next time as we interview Kansas City Coyote star Fawn Dillmiballs.
Kevin: Welcome to the show Sim. May I call you Sim or do you prefer Mr. Snowbow?
Sim: Either is completely fine!
Kevin: How did it feel to be drafted by Colorado? What was the draft like for you?
Sim: It was a really great and heartwarming time when I got drafted to Colorado! I’ve been loving the team so far, both of the GMs are fantastic as well!
Kevin: Do you feel ready to be called up, or are you going to stay in the DSFL for an extra season?
Sim: I’ll be in the DSFL for another season, most likely two! Gotta make sure I’m ready before I go into the big leagues!
Kevin: Is it true that you can perceive defenses at 3 times the speed of light? What's your favorite team in the NSFL?
Sim: The Colorado Yetis have been an amazing experience even when I was just a prospect being scouted and just hanging out in their locker room! The GM’s there are just overall really great, amazing personalities, great leadership, and really kind! I’m very happy to know that I was on their draft board. Overall though, the Minnesota Grey Ducks are my favorite throughout the whole league, it’s a great big family and an amazing team to be on!
Kevin: What's your main goal in the NSFL? Is it wins, records or the Ultimus that drives you?
Sim: My main goal in the NSFL is to be as great as I can be! To help bring home a trophy, have an amazing year, and be the best teammate that I can be!
Kevin: How many men have been killed attempting to catch balls you've thrown?
Sim: Too many to count, I’ve lost count!
I know this one was a bit shorter, but the beautiful enigma wrapped in a taco hidden inside my mind that is Sim Snowbow shall remain mysterious for now.
Thanks for tuning in once again, join me next time as we interview Kansas City Coyote star Fawn Dillmiballs.
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