Tomorrow is Week 2 in ISFL. Some teams are reveling in their early playoff runs while others are preparing their rebuild speeches. I decided to take the rosters for each team from the TPE Tracker and compare them to their Week 2 opponents. None of this really matters since we all know the sim just does whatever the hell it wants but whatever, it’s fun to pretend like I know what I’m doing. Plat for HO.
Philadelphia Liberty at Austin Copperheads
Quarterback
Advantage: Philadelphia +339
Players:
1. Brock Pheonix: 1166 TPE
2. Easton Cole: 827 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Philadelphia +262 TPE
Players:
1. Sam Torenson: 704 TPE
2. Fuzzy Dotson: 659 TPE
3. Zoe Watts: 556 TPE
4. Kichwa Jones: 545 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Austin +61 TPE
Players:
1. Flash Panda: 868 TPE
2. Eddie Jeeta: 861 TPE
3. Randy Vuxta: 842 TPE
4. Net Gaines: 737 TPE
5. Videl-San: 689 TPE
6. Nacho Varga: 677 TPE
7. Friedrich Vequain: 504 TPE
8. Killian Chambers: 343 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Philadelphia +761 TPE
Players:
1. Avon Blocksdale Jr: 724 TPE
2. Donatello Arrabiata: 369 TPE
3. Peter Larson: 332 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Philadelphia +352 TPE
Players:
1. Simon Tremblay: 586 TPE
2. Hal Fassingit: 235 TPE
3. Macaroni “Mac” Elephant: 212 TPE
4. Samuel Bakhtiari: 211 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Austin +1238 TPE
Players:
1. Carolinabbg Isbest: 886 TPE
2. Troen Egghands: 861 TPE
3. Slinky Claxton: 699 TPE
4. Dorothy Zbornak: 431 TPE
5. Tycker Om: 397 TPE
6. Tex Wrecks: 380 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Philadelphia +52 TPE
Players:
1. Tyler Montain: 751 TPE
2. Honky-Tonk Haywood: 323 TPE
3. Reggie Culbertson: 305 TPE
4. Tristan Gronlie: 175 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Austin +562 TPE
Players:
1. Mack Arianlacher: 720 TPE
2. Griffin Porter: 608 TPE
3. Honda Edmond: 597 TPE
4. Spike Suzuki: 435 TPE
5. Jeremiah Zelos: 341 TPE
6. Jimi DeSoto: 304 TPE
7. Wayne Howyanow: 283 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Austin +1198 TPE
Players:
1. Brandon Booker: 864 TPE
2. Dermot Lavelle Jr: 835 TPE
3. Colt Mendoza: 807 TPE
4. Lesean Paris Crooks: 659 TPE
5. Jonathan Altidor: 239 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Philadelphia +1334 TPE
Players:
1. Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross: 836 TPE
2. Wesley Eriksen: 726 TPE
3. Eugene Smoothie: 664 TPE
4. Gregor Macgregor: 589 TPE
5. Maverick Bowie: 531 TPE
6. Richard D’Attoria V: 228 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Philadelphia +9 TPE
Players:
1. Jake Fencik: 315 TPE
2. Pseudo QB: 306 TPE
Total TPE:
Philadelphia Total: 14,396 TPE
Austin Total: 14,346 TPE
Advantage Points:
Philadelphia: +3109 TPE
Austin: +3059 TPE
Philadelphia has a +50 TPE advantage over Austin.
First matchup between Philadelphia and Austin is going to be a close one. I’d like to say it’ll come down to field goals but even the kickers are almost at the same level. Philadelphia has the better quarterback, running backs, and tight ends. Maybe they can pull a win off?
Colorado Yeti at Chicago Butchers
Quarterback
Advantage: Chicago +37 TPE
Players:
1. George O’Donnell: 892 TPE
2. Wolfie McDummy: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Colorado +292 TPE
Players:
1. Darrel Williams: 1090 TPE
2. Baby Yoda: 926 TPE
3. Richard Gilbert: 764 TPE
4. Julio Tirtawidjaja: 636 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Chicago +1958 TPE
Players:
1. Sean O’Leary: 1205 TPE
2. Bender B. Rodriguez: 858 TPE
3. William Lim: 847 TPE
4. Leeroy Jenkins: 711 TPE
5. Luca Scabbia: 647 TPE
6. Griff Oberwald: 441 TPE
7. Raheem Okusi: 365 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Colorado +518 TPE
Players:
1. Earl Sauce: 880 TPE
2. Tree Gelbman: 712 TPE
3. Dave Batista: 350 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Chicago +302 TPE
Players:
1. Benson Bayley Jr: 752 TPE
2. Mo “Mamba” Magic: 751 TPE
3. Dick Thruster: 427 TPE
4. Icebox Riposte: 406 TPE
5. Perry Tucker Jr: 322 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Colorado +311 TPE
Players:
1. Immanuel Blackstone: 1054 TPE
2. Von Hayes: 708 TPE
3. Ismael Sanchez: 390 TPE
4. Arik Eller: 389 TPE
5. Simeon Works: 374 TPE
6. Albert Ruschmann: 338 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Chicago +1545 TPE
Players:
1. John “Tripod” Smirh: 844 TPE
2. Daymond Brooks: 701 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Colorado +625 TPE
Players:
1. Mike Hockhertz: 750 TPE
2. Warren Stephens: 725 TPE
3. Adelie de Pengu: 695 TPE
4. Juan Domine: 544 TPE
5. Melvin Murder-Moose: 499 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Chicago +413 TPE
Players:
1. Louisiana Purchase: 1042 TPE
2. Rotticus Scott: 908 TPE
3. Osiris Firestorm-Fjord: 906 TPE
4. Tyler Oles Jr: 776 TPE
5. Tyron Shields: 681 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Colorado +739 TPE
Players:
1. Hamish MacAndrew: 745 TPE
2. Greedy Sly: 702 TPE
3. Pete Parker: 700 TPE
4. Joel Drake: 461 TPE
5. Raphael d’Alcott: 379 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Colorado +5 TPE
Players:
1. Silver Banana: 620 TPE
2. Sam Sidekick: 615 TPE
Total TPE:
Colorado Total: 14,809 TPE
Chicago Total: 16,574 TPE
Advantage Points:
Colorado: +2490 TPE
Chicago: +4255 TPE
Chicago has a +1765 TPE advantage over Colorado.
Chicago has the better team on paper. With even quarterbacks, kickers, and the defense a shuffle; Chicago should put a lot of weight towards leaning on their huge wide receiver advantage.
New Orleans Secondline at Honolulu Hahalua
Quarterback
Advantage: New Orleans +107 TPE
Players:
1. Ben Slothisberger: 844 TPE
2. Luke Skywalker: 737 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New Orleans +398 TPE
Players:
1. Marcella Toriki: 1163 TPE
2. Keokeo Kane-Maikai: 793 TPE
3. Forrest Gump: 595 TPE
4. Nicholas Ayers: 567 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Honolulu +921 TPE
Players:
1. Jed Podolak: 1012 TPE
2. Ed Barker: 884 TPE
3. William Alexander: 594 TPE
4. Tre’Darius J’Vathon: 492 TPE
5. Jacoby Clay: 481 TPE
6. Brock Bodenhamer: 460 TPE
7. Adam C. Spencer: 314 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New Orleans +734 TPE
Players:
1. Austin McCormick: 1126 TPE
2. Ragnar Krashwagen: 365 TPE
3. Tristian Hex: 316 TPE
4. Rainier Wolfcastle: 289 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New Orleans +1628 TPE
Players:
1. Givussafare Rubbe: 1066 TPE
2. Dorfus Jimbo Jr: 562 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Honolulu +214 TPE
Players:
1. Asher Montain: 520 TPE
2. 3’ Jeffrey: 414 TPE
3. Medicinal Toblerone: 369 TPE
4. Azarius Ranger: 351 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: New Orleans +430 TPE
Players:
1. Magnus Rikiya: 853 TPE
2. Bane Kaanaana: 483 TPE
3. LeBong Simwell: 402 TPE
4. Sigismund Sternenstaub: 342 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: New Orleans +182 TPE
Players:
1. Heinrich Kackpoo: 716 TPE
2. Quenton Bode: 608 TPE
3. Busch Light: 513 TPE
4. Ugarth the Dissector: 451 TPE
5. Rusty Rucker: 338 TPE
6. Guy Fields: 336 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: New Orleans +780 TPE
Players:
1. David Rector: 1173 TPE
2. Andrew Witten: 851 TPE
3. Jim Waters: 704 TPE
4. Ray-Ray Jackson: 540 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New Orleans +624 TPE
Players:
1. Mason Blaylock: 1284 TPE
2. Shawn Dawkins: 847 TPE
3. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon: 633 TPE
4. Buck Thornton: 467 TPE
5. Quentin Button: 372 TPE
6. Davriel Lavigne: 351 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Honolulu +1017
Players:
1. Venus Powers: 1144 TPE
2. Juke Thomason: 127 TPE
Total TPE:
New Orleans Total: 15,290 TPE
Honolulu Total: 12,559 TPE
Advantage Points:
New Orleans: +4883 TPE
Honolulu: +2152 TPE
New Orleans has a +2731 TPE advantage over Honolulu.
Kickers are people too, but holy moly Honolulu. You might as well just try to kick 60+ yard field goals on every drive. As long as Honolulu’s defense keeps New Orleans further than 10 yards out of the endzone, they could probably keep Juke Thomason from scoring at all.
Orange County Otters at New York Silverbacks
Quarterback
Advantage: Orange County +227 TPE
Players:
1. Suleiman Ramza: 798 TPE
2. Sam Howitzer: 571 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Orange County +168 TPE
Players:
1. Tatsu Nakamura: 850 TPE
2. Ashley Owens: 709 TPE
3. Keynel McZeal: 271 TPE
4. Buster Bawlls: 244 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Orange County +135 TPE
Players:
1. Future Trunks: 804 TPE
2. Jackson Kingston: 687 TPE
3. Garfield Despacito Jr: 676 TPE
4. Sean Snyder: 656 TPE
5. Harley Fank: 336 TPE
6. Owen Holloway: 334 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New York +274 TPE
Players:
1. Leon McDavid: 1020 TPE
2. Jeffrey Phillips: 746 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New York +31 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quail: 405 TPE
2. Ne Mo: 374 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: New York +886 TPE
Players:
1. Jayson Kearse: 666 TPE
2. Steco Ocewilder: 632 TPE
3. Bobby Boucher: 412 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Orange County +404 TPE
Players:
1. Bubba Thumper: 1025 TPE
2. Rapid Eagle: 845 TPE
3. Carl Wheezer: 463 TPE
4. Goat Tank: 379 TPE
5. Riles McTackle: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Orange County +335 TPE
Players:
1. Deshun Jones: 825 TPE
2. Jack Banks: 677 TPE
3. Joseph Joestar: 534 TPE
4. Inspectah Deck: 410 TPE
5. Holden Summers: 403 TPE
6. Hank Winchester: 354 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Orange County +965 TPE
Players:
1. Korrin Abernathy: 1191 TPE
2. Lord Beerus: 996 TPE
3. Tomage McGullager: 435 TPE
4. Jordan Andrews: 429 TPE
5. Dukburg QuakStak: 358 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Orange County +1454 TPE
Players:
1. Tyrone Biggums: 1112 TPE
2. Prince Vegeta: 1052 TPE
3. Thor Kirkby: 587 TPE
4. Bob Bob: 517 TPE
5. Mac Griddle: 345 TPE
6. Bob Roberts: 295 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: New York +323 TPE
Players:
1. Dougie Smalls: 749 TPE
2. Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 426 TPE
Total TPE:
Orange County Total: 14,015 TPE
New York Total: 11,841 TPE
Advantage Points:
Orange County: +3688 TPE
New York: +1514 TPE
Orange County has a +2174 TPE advantage over New York.
After a devastating loss for New York at home against their sibling team, the Firelizards; I don’t think the mighty Silverbacks have a chance in hell. Orange County is an established organization, and their TPE advantage will be on full display on Wednesday night.
Arizona Outlaws at San Jose Sabercats
Quarterback
Advantage: Arizona +407 TPE
Players:
1. Jay Cue: 1241 TPE
2. Monterey “Monty” Jack: 834 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: San Jose +760 TPE
Players:
1. Jamar Lackson: 867 TPE
2. Rando Cardrissian: 812 TPE
3. Gunner Thorbjornsson: 503 TPE
4. Zed Keppler: 416 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Arizona +306 TPE
Players:
1. Deondre Thomas-Fox: 853 TPE
2. Saba Donut: 820 TPE
3. Thomas Passman: 779 TPE
4. Tychondrius Hood: 696 TPE
5. Taro Raimon: 529 TPE
6. Nate Swift: 273 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Arizona +939 TPE
Players:
1. Heath Evans: 866 TPE
2. Rigby Raccoon: 383 TPE
3. Daniel George: 310 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Arizona +1999 TPE
Players:
1. Bruce Buckley: 807 TPE
2. Julio Jones: 606 TPE
3. Calvin Golladay: 586 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Arizona +748 TPE
Players:
1. Sandro Ryeu: 793 TPE
2. Logan Noble Jr: 594 TPE
3. Raylan Crowder: 358 TPE
4. Chip Otle: 281 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: San Jose +73 TPE
Players:
1. Otis Allen: 1029 TPE
2. Pete “Plop” Miller: 998 TPE
3. Yuuto Kira Cloudera: 480 TPE
4. Shane Masters: 438 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: San Jose +678 TPE
Players:
1. Galf Wilf: 1002 TPE
2. Tyron Brackenridge: 924 TPE
3. Lawrence Bass: 824 TPE
4. Stanislaw Koniecpolski: 738 TPE
5. George ‘Corpse Grinder’ Fisher: 670 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Arizona +626 TPE
Players:
1. Desmond Scarlett: 1135 TPE
2. Zamir Kehla: 841 TPE
3. HeHateMe PickSix: 742 TPE
4. Atlas Quin: 484 TPE
5. Rashad Hilliard: 408 TPE
6. Rickie Vaughne: 363 TPE
7. Chester Sweets: 321 TPE
Safety
Advantage: San Jose +205 TPE
Players:
1. Philip Stein: 623 TPE
2. DB Jadakiss: 614 TPE
3. Brendan Lanier: 537 TPE
4. Tayshawn Crunk: 341 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: San Jose +551 TPE
Players:
1. Matthew McDairmid: 845 TPE
2. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 294 TPE
Total TPE:
Arizona Total: 15,808 TPE
San Jose Total: 13,050 TPE
Advantage Points:
Arizona: +5025 TPE
San Jose: +2267 TPE
Arizona has a +2758 TPE advantage over San Jose.
Do these teams hate each other? I’m like… pretty sure these teams hate each other. Arizona has a huge advantage on paper, but these are established rosters. I could see this one being an upset this week and people getting temporarily kicked from gen-chat.
Berlin Fire Salamanders at Sarasota Sailfish
Quarterback
Advantage: Sarasota +29 TPE
Players:
1. Dexter Banks II: 884 TPE
2. Nick Kaepercolin: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Sarasota +461 TPE
Players:
1. Raphtalia Chan: 1073 TPE
2. Joseph Petrongolo: 630 TPE
3. Running Back: 415 TPE
4. Danny King: 397 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Sarasota +517 TPE
Players:
1. Rayne Gordon: 1097 TPE
2. Michael Witheblock: 859 TPE
3. Susan Cash Jr: 638 TPE
4. Dre Matthews: 459 TPE
5. Taylor Cooper: 342 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Sarasota +89 TPE
Players:
1. James Angler: 831 TPE
2. Clark Boyd: 678 TPE
3. Cmon Skiuuup: 301 TPE
4. Cleg Manclaw: 237 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Berlin +284 TPE
Players:
1. Byron Dolls: 530 TPE
2. Clay Stallworth: 272 TPE
3. Joey McCabe: 231 TPE
4. Thad Pennington Jr: 205 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Sarasota +391 TPE
Players:
1. Mario VonPebbles: 765 TPE
2. Son Goku: 679 TPE
3. Mike Karpaasi: 509 TPE
4. Stevie Vassallo: 321 TPE
5. Arlington Heights: 289 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Berlin +749 TPE
Players:
1. Claude Miller II: 674 TPE
2. Hank Steel: 622 TPE
3. Big Edd: 547 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Sarasota +848 TPE
Players:
1. Haha Mango-Panda: 838 TPE
2. Fawn Dillmiballs: 801 TPE
3. Adam Schell: 511 TPE
4. Hingle McCringleberry: 492 TPE
5. Dexter Jackson: 212 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Berlin +655 TPE
Players:
1. Asher Quinn: 832 TPE
2. Matt Krause: 728 TPE
3. Xavien Adams: 727 TPE
4. Harrison Andrews: 514 TPE
5. Swantavius Jones: 336 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Sarasota +1486 TPE
Players:
1. Jamie Nkiah: 1000 TPE
2. Cuco Clemente: 870 TPE
3. Beat: 563 TPE
4. Eric Richards: 496 TPE
5. Benoit Blanco: 451 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Sarasota +113 TPE
Players:
1. Jacob Small: 608 TPE
2. Karmichael Hunt: 495 TPE
Total TPE:
Berlin Total: 11,784 TPE
Sarasota Total: 14,030 TPE
Advantage Points:
Berlin: +1688 TPE
Sarasota: +3934 TPE
Sarasota has a +2246 TPE advantage over Berlin.
A slightly closer matchup between Sarasota and Berlin compared to New York and Orange County. Again though, we have a stacked roster in Sarasota against a brand new team. I don’t expect many surprises from this game.
Baltimore Hawks at Yellowknife Wraiths
Quarterback
Advantage: Baltimore +72 TPE
Players:
1. Chika Fujiwara: 956 TPE
2. Colby Jack: 884 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Yellowknife +875 TPE
Players:
1. Mathias Hanyadi: 956 TPE
2. Acura Skyline: 855 TPE
3. Mai Fukushu: 510 TPE
4. Captain Rogers: 426 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Baltimore +92 TPE
Players:
1. Kai Sakura: 698 TPE
2. Doug Howlett: 615 TPE
3. Joshua Campbell: 528 TPE
4. Chris Kross: 517 TPE
5. Korbin Brown: 477 TPE
6. Mark Walker: 313 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Baltimore +150 TPE
Players:
1. James Lewandowski: 714 TPE
2. Zee Rechs: 564 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Yellowknife +1199 TPE
Players:
1. Maurice Virtanen: 1199 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Yellowknife +1185 TPE
Players:
1. James Cho: 826 TPE
2. Nero Alexander: 667 TPE
3. Matt Hole: 308 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Yellowknife +328 TPE
Players:
1. Patrik Money: 840 TPE
2. Nuniq Annastesia: 427 TPE
3. Momona Keiki-Kane: 343 TPE
4. Sheed Thebaw: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Baltimore +324 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quaid: 1041 TPE
2. Derred de Ville: 829 TPE
3. Dex Kennedy: 728 TPE
4. Brach Thomaslacher: 521 TPE
5. Gary Goodman: 329 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Baltimore +820 TPE
Players:
1. Mervin Leonard: 905 TPE
2. Eldrick Avery: 861 TPE
3. Ben Stackinpaper: 674 TPE
4. Cadillac Harris: 535 TPE
5. Dan Foster: 345 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Yellowknife +910 TPE
Players:
1. Johnny Hellzapoppin: 802 TPE
2. Magnus Valdyr: 618 TPE
3. IHeart Syracuse: 506 TPE
4. Walt Green: 399 TPE
5. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot: 395 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Baltimore +63 TPE
Players:
1. Datsum PhastBawls: 421 TPE
2. Blago Kokot: 358 TPE
Total TPE:
Baltimore Total: 10,586 TPE
Yellowknife Total: 13,562 TPE
Advantage Points:
Baltimore: +1521 TPE
Yellowknife: +4497 TPE
Yellowknife has a +2976 TPE advantage over Baltimore.
Now, I typically love Baltimore teams and try to pick them whenever possible. The Hawks versus the Wraiths is set up to be a massacre though. Yellowknife has the highest TPE advantage of any other team playing in Week 2. Will the Hawks pull off an astounding upset? If the Orioles are anything to go by… probably not.
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Philadelphia Liberty at Austin Copperheads
Quarterback
Advantage: Philadelphia +339
Players:
1. Brock Pheonix: 1166 TPE
2. Easton Cole: 827 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Philadelphia +262 TPE
Players:
1. Sam Torenson: 704 TPE
2. Fuzzy Dotson: 659 TPE
3. Zoe Watts: 556 TPE
4. Kichwa Jones: 545 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Austin +61 TPE
Players:
1. Flash Panda: 868 TPE
2. Eddie Jeeta: 861 TPE
3. Randy Vuxta: 842 TPE
4. Net Gaines: 737 TPE
5. Videl-San: 689 TPE
6. Nacho Varga: 677 TPE
7. Friedrich Vequain: 504 TPE
8. Killian Chambers: 343 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Philadelphia +761 TPE
Players:
1. Avon Blocksdale Jr: 724 TPE
2. Donatello Arrabiata: 369 TPE
3. Peter Larson: 332 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Philadelphia +352 TPE
Players:
1. Simon Tremblay: 586 TPE
2. Hal Fassingit: 235 TPE
3. Macaroni “Mac” Elephant: 212 TPE
4. Samuel Bakhtiari: 211 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Austin +1238 TPE
Players:
1. Carolinabbg Isbest: 886 TPE
2. Troen Egghands: 861 TPE
3. Slinky Claxton: 699 TPE
4. Dorothy Zbornak: 431 TPE
5. Tycker Om: 397 TPE
6. Tex Wrecks: 380 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Philadelphia +52 TPE
Players:
1. Tyler Montain: 751 TPE
2. Honky-Tonk Haywood: 323 TPE
3. Reggie Culbertson: 305 TPE
4. Tristan Gronlie: 175 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Austin +562 TPE
Players:
1. Mack Arianlacher: 720 TPE
2. Griffin Porter: 608 TPE
3. Honda Edmond: 597 TPE
4. Spike Suzuki: 435 TPE
5. Jeremiah Zelos: 341 TPE
6. Jimi DeSoto: 304 TPE
7. Wayne Howyanow: 283 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Austin +1198 TPE
Players:
1. Brandon Booker: 864 TPE
2. Dermot Lavelle Jr: 835 TPE
3. Colt Mendoza: 807 TPE
4. Lesean Paris Crooks: 659 TPE
5. Jonathan Altidor: 239 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Philadelphia +1334 TPE
Players:
1. Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross: 836 TPE
2. Wesley Eriksen: 726 TPE
3. Eugene Smoothie: 664 TPE
4. Gregor Macgregor: 589 TPE
5. Maverick Bowie: 531 TPE
6. Richard D’Attoria V: 228 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Philadelphia +9 TPE
Players:
1. Jake Fencik: 315 TPE
2. Pseudo QB: 306 TPE
Total TPE:
Philadelphia Total: 14,396 TPE
Austin Total: 14,346 TPE
Advantage Points:
Philadelphia: +3109 TPE
Austin: +3059 TPE
Philadelphia has a +50 TPE advantage over Austin.
First matchup between Philadelphia and Austin is going to be a close one. I’d like to say it’ll come down to field goals but even the kickers are almost at the same level. Philadelphia has the better quarterback, running backs, and tight ends. Maybe they can pull a win off?
Colorado Yeti at Chicago Butchers
Quarterback
Advantage: Chicago +37 TPE
Players:
1. George O’Donnell: 892 TPE
2. Wolfie McDummy: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Colorado +292 TPE
Players:
1. Darrel Williams: 1090 TPE
2. Baby Yoda: 926 TPE
3. Richard Gilbert: 764 TPE
4. Julio Tirtawidjaja: 636 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Chicago +1958 TPE
Players:
1. Sean O’Leary: 1205 TPE
2. Bender B. Rodriguez: 858 TPE
3. William Lim: 847 TPE
4. Leeroy Jenkins: 711 TPE
5. Luca Scabbia: 647 TPE
6. Griff Oberwald: 441 TPE
7. Raheem Okusi: 365 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Colorado +518 TPE
Players:
1. Earl Sauce: 880 TPE
2. Tree Gelbman: 712 TPE
3. Dave Batista: 350 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Chicago +302 TPE
Players:
1. Benson Bayley Jr: 752 TPE
2. Mo “Mamba” Magic: 751 TPE
3. Dick Thruster: 427 TPE
4. Icebox Riposte: 406 TPE
5. Perry Tucker Jr: 322 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Colorado +311 TPE
Players:
1. Immanuel Blackstone: 1054 TPE
2. Von Hayes: 708 TPE
3. Ismael Sanchez: 390 TPE
4. Arik Eller: 389 TPE
5. Simeon Works: 374 TPE
6. Albert Ruschmann: 338 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Chicago +1545 TPE
Players:
1. John “Tripod” Smirh: 844 TPE
2. Daymond Brooks: 701 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Colorado +625 TPE
Players:
1. Mike Hockhertz: 750 TPE
2. Warren Stephens: 725 TPE
3. Adelie de Pengu: 695 TPE
4. Juan Domine: 544 TPE
5. Melvin Murder-Moose: 499 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Chicago +413 TPE
Players:
1. Louisiana Purchase: 1042 TPE
2. Rotticus Scott: 908 TPE
3. Osiris Firestorm-Fjord: 906 TPE
4. Tyler Oles Jr: 776 TPE
5. Tyron Shields: 681 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Colorado +739 TPE
Players:
1. Hamish MacAndrew: 745 TPE
2. Greedy Sly: 702 TPE
3. Pete Parker: 700 TPE
4. Joel Drake: 461 TPE
5. Raphael d’Alcott: 379 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Colorado +5 TPE
Players:
1. Silver Banana: 620 TPE
2. Sam Sidekick: 615 TPE
Total TPE:
Colorado Total: 14,809 TPE
Chicago Total: 16,574 TPE
Advantage Points:
Colorado: +2490 TPE
Chicago: +4255 TPE
Chicago has a +1765 TPE advantage over Colorado.
Chicago has the better team on paper. With even quarterbacks, kickers, and the defense a shuffle; Chicago should put a lot of weight towards leaning on their huge wide receiver advantage.
New Orleans Secondline at Honolulu Hahalua
Quarterback
Advantage: New Orleans +107 TPE
Players:
1. Ben Slothisberger: 844 TPE
2. Luke Skywalker: 737 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New Orleans +398 TPE
Players:
1. Marcella Toriki: 1163 TPE
2. Keokeo Kane-Maikai: 793 TPE
3. Forrest Gump: 595 TPE
4. Nicholas Ayers: 567 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Honolulu +921 TPE
Players:
1. Jed Podolak: 1012 TPE
2. Ed Barker: 884 TPE
3. William Alexander: 594 TPE
4. Tre’Darius J’Vathon: 492 TPE
5. Jacoby Clay: 481 TPE
6. Brock Bodenhamer: 460 TPE
7. Adam C. Spencer: 314 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New Orleans +734 TPE
Players:
1. Austin McCormick: 1126 TPE
2. Ragnar Krashwagen: 365 TPE
3. Tristian Hex: 316 TPE
4. Rainier Wolfcastle: 289 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New Orleans +1628 TPE
Players:
1. Givussafare Rubbe: 1066 TPE
2. Dorfus Jimbo Jr: 562 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Honolulu +214 TPE
Players:
1. Asher Montain: 520 TPE
2. 3’ Jeffrey: 414 TPE
3. Medicinal Toblerone: 369 TPE
4. Azarius Ranger: 351 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: New Orleans +430 TPE
Players:
1. Magnus Rikiya: 853 TPE
2. Bane Kaanaana: 483 TPE
3. LeBong Simwell: 402 TPE
4. Sigismund Sternenstaub: 342 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: New Orleans +182 TPE
Players:
1. Heinrich Kackpoo: 716 TPE
2. Quenton Bode: 608 TPE
3. Busch Light: 513 TPE
4. Ugarth the Dissector: 451 TPE
5. Rusty Rucker: 338 TPE
6. Guy Fields: 336 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: New Orleans +780 TPE
Players:
1. David Rector: 1173 TPE
2. Andrew Witten: 851 TPE
3. Jim Waters: 704 TPE
4. Ray-Ray Jackson: 540 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New Orleans +624 TPE
Players:
1. Mason Blaylock: 1284 TPE
2. Shawn Dawkins: 847 TPE
3. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon: 633 TPE
4. Buck Thornton: 467 TPE
5. Quentin Button: 372 TPE
6. Davriel Lavigne: 351 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Honolulu +1017
Players:
1. Venus Powers: 1144 TPE
2. Juke Thomason: 127 TPE
Total TPE:
New Orleans Total: 15,290 TPE
Honolulu Total: 12,559 TPE
Advantage Points:
New Orleans: +4883 TPE
Honolulu: +2152 TPE
New Orleans has a +2731 TPE advantage over Honolulu.
Kickers are people too, but holy moly Honolulu. You might as well just try to kick 60+ yard field goals on every drive. As long as Honolulu’s defense keeps New Orleans further than 10 yards out of the endzone, they could probably keep Juke Thomason from scoring at all.
Orange County Otters at New York Silverbacks
Quarterback
Advantage: Orange County +227 TPE
Players:
1. Suleiman Ramza: 798 TPE
2. Sam Howitzer: 571 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Orange County +168 TPE
Players:
1. Tatsu Nakamura: 850 TPE
2. Ashley Owens: 709 TPE
3. Keynel McZeal: 271 TPE
4. Buster Bawlls: 244 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Orange County +135 TPE
Players:
1. Future Trunks: 804 TPE
2. Jackson Kingston: 687 TPE
3. Garfield Despacito Jr: 676 TPE
4. Sean Snyder: 656 TPE
5. Harley Fank: 336 TPE
6. Owen Holloway: 334 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New York +274 TPE
Players:
1. Leon McDavid: 1020 TPE
2. Jeffrey Phillips: 746 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New York +31 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quail: 405 TPE
2. Ne Mo: 374 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: New York +886 TPE
Players:
1. Jayson Kearse: 666 TPE
2. Steco Ocewilder: 632 TPE
3. Bobby Boucher: 412 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Orange County +404 TPE
Players:
1. Bubba Thumper: 1025 TPE
2. Rapid Eagle: 845 TPE
3. Carl Wheezer: 463 TPE
4. Goat Tank: 379 TPE
5. Riles McTackle: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Orange County +335 TPE
Players:
1. Deshun Jones: 825 TPE
2. Jack Banks: 677 TPE
3. Joseph Joestar: 534 TPE
4. Inspectah Deck: 410 TPE
5. Holden Summers: 403 TPE
6. Hank Winchester: 354 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Orange County +965 TPE
Players:
1. Korrin Abernathy: 1191 TPE
2. Lord Beerus: 996 TPE
3. Tomage McGullager: 435 TPE
4. Jordan Andrews: 429 TPE
5. Dukburg QuakStak: 358 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Orange County +1454 TPE
Players:
1. Tyrone Biggums: 1112 TPE
2. Prince Vegeta: 1052 TPE
3. Thor Kirkby: 587 TPE
4. Bob Bob: 517 TPE
5. Mac Griddle: 345 TPE
6. Bob Roberts: 295 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: New York +323 TPE
Players:
1. Dougie Smalls: 749 TPE
2. Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 426 TPE
Total TPE:
Orange County Total: 14,015 TPE
New York Total: 11,841 TPE
Advantage Points:
Orange County: +3688 TPE
New York: +1514 TPE
Orange County has a +2174 TPE advantage over New York.
After a devastating loss for New York at home against their sibling team, the Firelizards; I don’t think the mighty Silverbacks have a chance in hell. Orange County is an established organization, and their TPE advantage will be on full display on Wednesday night.
Arizona Outlaws at San Jose Sabercats
Quarterback
Advantage: Arizona +407 TPE
Players:
1. Jay Cue: 1241 TPE
2. Monterey “Monty” Jack: 834 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: San Jose +760 TPE
Players:
1. Jamar Lackson: 867 TPE
2. Rando Cardrissian: 812 TPE
3. Gunner Thorbjornsson: 503 TPE
4. Zed Keppler: 416 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Arizona +306 TPE
Players:
1. Deondre Thomas-Fox: 853 TPE
2. Saba Donut: 820 TPE
3. Thomas Passman: 779 TPE
4. Tychondrius Hood: 696 TPE
5. Taro Raimon: 529 TPE
6. Nate Swift: 273 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Arizona +939 TPE
Players:
1. Heath Evans: 866 TPE
2. Rigby Raccoon: 383 TPE
3. Daniel George: 310 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Arizona +1999 TPE
Players:
1. Bruce Buckley: 807 TPE
2. Julio Jones: 606 TPE
3. Calvin Golladay: 586 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Arizona +748 TPE
Players:
1. Sandro Ryeu: 793 TPE
2. Logan Noble Jr: 594 TPE
3. Raylan Crowder: 358 TPE
4. Chip Otle: 281 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: San Jose +73 TPE
Players:
1. Otis Allen: 1029 TPE
2. Pete “Plop” Miller: 998 TPE
3. Yuuto Kira Cloudera: 480 TPE
4. Shane Masters: 438 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: San Jose +678 TPE
Players:
1. Galf Wilf: 1002 TPE
2. Tyron Brackenridge: 924 TPE
3. Lawrence Bass: 824 TPE
4. Stanislaw Koniecpolski: 738 TPE
5. George ‘Corpse Grinder’ Fisher: 670 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Arizona +626 TPE
Players:
1. Desmond Scarlett: 1135 TPE
2. Zamir Kehla: 841 TPE
3. HeHateMe PickSix: 742 TPE
4. Atlas Quin: 484 TPE
5. Rashad Hilliard: 408 TPE
6. Rickie Vaughne: 363 TPE
7. Chester Sweets: 321 TPE
Safety
Advantage: San Jose +205 TPE
Players:
1. Philip Stein: 623 TPE
2. DB Jadakiss: 614 TPE
3. Brendan Lanier: 537 TPE
4. Tayshawn Crunk: 341 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: San Jose +551 TPE
Players:
1. Matthew McDairmid: 845 TPE
2. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 294 TPE
Total TPE:
Arizona Total: 15,808 TPE
San Jose Total: 13,050 TPE
Advantage Points:
Arizona: +5025 TPE
San Jose: +2267 TPE
Arizona has a +2758 TPE advantage over San Jose.
Do these teams hate each other? I’m like… pretty sure these teams hate each other. Arizona has a huge advantage on paper, but these are established rosters. I could see this one being an upset this week and people getting temporarily kicked from gen-chat.
Berlin Fire Salamanders at Sarasota Sailfish
Quarterback
Advantage: Sarasota +29 TPE
Players:
1. Dexter Banks II: 884 TPE
2. Nick Kaepercolin: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Sarasota +461 TPE
Players:
1. Raphtalia Chan: 1073 TPE
2. Joseph Petrongolo: 630 TPE
3. Running Back: 415 TPE
4. Danny King: 397 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Sarasota +517 TPE
Players:
1. Rayne Gordon: 1097 TPE
2. Michael Witheblock: 859 TPE
3. Susan Cash Jr: 638 TPE
4. Dre Matthews: 459 TPE
5. Taylor Cooper: 342 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Sarasota +89 TPE
Players:
1. James Angler: 831 TPE
2. Clark Boyd: 678 TPE
3. Cmon Skiuuup: 301 TPE
4. Cleg Manclaw: 237 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Berlin +284 TPE
Players:
1. Byron Dolls: 530 TPE
2. Clay Stallworth: 272 TPE
3. Joey McCabe: 231 TPE
4. Thad Pennington Jr: 205 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Sarasota +391 TPE
Players:
1. Mario VonPebbles: 765 TPE
2. Son Goku: 679 TPE
3. Mike Karpaasi: 509 TPE
4. Stevie Vassallo: 321 TPE
5. Arlington Heights: 289 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Berlin +749 TPE
Players:
1. Claude Miller II: 674 TPE
2. Hank Steel: 622 TPE
3. Big Edd: 547 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Sarasota +848 TPE
Players:
1. Haha Mango-Panda: 838 TPE
2. Fawn Dillmiballs: 801 TPE
3. Adam Schell: 511 TPE
4. Hingle McCringleberry: 492 TPE
5. Dexter Jackson: 212 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Berlin +655 TPE
Players:
1. Asher Quinn: 832 TPE
2. Matt Krause: 728 TPE
3. Xavien Adams: 727 TPE
4. Harrison Andrews: 514 TPE
5. Swantavius Jones: 336 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Sarasota +1486 TPE
Players:
1. Jamie Nkiah: 1000 TPE
2. Cuco Clemente: 870 TPE
3. Beat: 563 TPE
4. Eric Richards: 496 TPE
5. Benoit Blanco: 451 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Sarasota +113 TPE
Players:
1. Jacob Small: 608 TPE
2. Karmichael Hunt: 495 TPE
Total TPE:
Berlin Total: 11,784 TPE
Sarasota Total: 14,030 TPE
Advantage Points:
Berlin: +1688 TPE
Sarasota: +3934 TPE
Sarasota has a +2246 TPE advantage over Berlin.
A slightly closer matchup between Sarasota and Berlin compared to New York and Orange County. Again though, we have a stacked roster in Sarasota against a brand new team. I don’t expect many surprises from this game.
Baltimore Hawks at Yellowknife Wraiths
Quarterback
Advantage: Baltimore +72 TPE
Players:
1. Chika Fujiwara: 956 TPE
2. Colby Jack: 884 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Yellowknife +875 TPE
Players:
1. Mathias Hanyadi: 956 TPE
2. Acura Skyline: 855 TPE
3. Mai Fukushu: 510 TPE
4. Captain Rogers: 426 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Baltimore +92 TPE
Players:
1. Kai Sakura: 698 TPE
2. Doug Howlett: 615 TPE
3. Joshua Campbell: 528 TPE
4. Chris Kross: 517 TPE
5. Korbin Brown: 477 TPE
6. Mark Walker: 313 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Baltimore +150 TPE
Players:
1. James Lewandowski: 714 TPE
2. Zee Rechs: 564 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Yellowknife +1199 TPE
Players:
1. Maurice Virtanen: 1199 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Yellowknife +1185 TPE
Players:
1. James Cho: 826 TPE
2. Nero Alexander: 667 TPE
3. Matt Hole: 308 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Yellowknife +328 TPE
Players:
1. Patrik Money: 840 TPE
2. Nuniq Annastesia: 427 TPE
3. Momona Keiki-Kane: 343 TPE
4. Sheed Thebaw: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Baltimore +324 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quaid: 1041 TPE
2. Derred de Ville: 829 TPE
3. Dex Kennedy: 728 TPE
4. Brach Thomaslacher: 521 TPE
5. Gary Goodman: 329 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Baltimore +820 TPE
Players:
1. Mervin Leonard: 905 TPE
2. Eldrick Avery: 861 TPE
3. Ben Stackinpaper: 674 TPE
4. Cadillac Harris: 535 TPE
5. Dan Foster: 345 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Yellowknife +910 TPE
Players:
1. Johnny Hellzapoppin: 802 TPE
2. Magnus Valdyr: 618 TPE
3. IHeart Syracuse: 506 TPE
4. Walt Green: 399 TPE
5. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot: 395 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Baltimore +63 TPE
Players:
1. Datsum PhastBawls: 421 TPE
2. Blago Kokot: 358 TPE
Total TPE:
Baltimore Total: 10,586 TPE
Yellowknife Total: 13,562 TPE
Advantage Points:
Baltimore: +1521 TPE
Yellowknife: +4497 TPE
Yellowknife has a +2976 TPE advantage over Baltimore.
Now, I typically love Baltimore teams and try to pick them whenever possible. The Hawks versus the Wraiths is set up to be a massacre though. Yellowknife has the highest TPE advantage of any other team playing in Week 2. Will the Hawks pull off an astounding upset? If the Orioles are anything to go by… probably not.
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