Thats right bitches, its season 8 up in here. Now these are gonna suck because Im too god damn lazy to look at your shitty rosters, and shit.
1. Seoul Kpoppers
Thats right, there will be a expansion team. But only 1, and I will be the GM of it. In our first season, with me leading that charge at every position with my multiple Multis we go on to win the league. Of course Im gonna make some more Multis but these will be placed in every other teams LR so i can steal their shit.
2. Arizona Outlaws
My former love will be 2nd, losing to the Kpoppers in the ultimus. With Er coming back and creating 3 more mutlis at WR OL (idk the guy loves OL) and S, the Outlaws win the ASFC but lose by a field goal by Arbin Asspie in the closing seconds of the ultimus. Sad life.
3. Orange County Otters
With Angus Winchester returning to the team, and position switching to QB after Mike Boss retires because of too much conspiracy theories, the otters make a comeback. They lose by 13.5 in the ASFC championship game, but they put on a fight.
4. Philadelphia Liberty
After trading for everyone that was on the S1 outlaws the Philadelphia Outlaws, I mean liberty, are able to make it to the NSFC championship game. Sadly they just aren't a match because of regression, and lose by 3.1415 points to the kpoppers.
5. New Orleans Bovos
Another name change for the legion, I mean voodoo, I mean Bovos. With only 1 player on the field at all times, I have no idea how the bovos managed to finish 3rd in the ASFC. Bovo, their only player, seemed to be everywhere on the field. It didnt matter how far away he was from the throw, or from the runner, he always seemed to catch up. Of course they still lost a lot because he isnt that fast.
6. Baltimore Pigeons
The pigeons didn't have the greatest season, finishing 3rd in the NSFC. But i respect them, for even with all of their players losing an arm and a leg in a brutal accident in a Las Vegas strip club, they still tried their best to win games, and were able to beat the Yeti, Wraiths, and Sabercats. What a great story, hopefully they can come back.
7. Colorado Yeti
Pierno had ice in his veins, but sadly it was liquid nitrogen, and he died halfway through the first game. They needed an emergency QB, and called Arbin Asipi out of retirement. He said fuck you though, so Antonio Sandoval had to play QB. It didn't look pretty, trust me. I expect that if Mr. Ice in his veins, did not die. The yeti would be in 2nd place right now.
8. Yellowknife Wraiths
Wow how the mighty fall, after their very own mass retirement because Archon came back, the team had to pick up a lot of inactives, and DSFL players. Because of this they finished last in the NSFC, but there is a savior coming to them. He will lead them to the ultimus, he will take them to the glory land, he will be known as the 2nd best player to ever touch a NSFL football. He will make them the greatest
in S93
9. San Jose Sabercats
Fuck you.
And thats my rankings. When these do come true, please do not accuse me of being a warlock. I was just too high iq for the rest of you. Now leave me, I need to go hug my waifu body pillow while listening to kpop.
I needed money stfu.
GRADED
1. Seoul Kpoppers
Thats right, there will be a expansion team. But only 1, and I will be the GM of it. In our first season, with me leading that charge at every position with my multiple Multis we go on to win the league. Of course Im gonna make some more Multis but these will be placed in every other teams LR so i can steal their shit.
2. Arizona Outlaws
My former love will be 2nd, losing to the Kpoppers in the ultimus. With Er coming back and creating 3 more mutlis at WR OL (idk the guy loves OL) and S, the Outlaws win the ASFC but lose by a field goal by Arbin Asspie in the closing seconds of the ultimus. Sad life.
3. Orange County Otters
With Angus Winchester returning to the team, and position switching to QB after Mike Boss retires because of too much conspiracy theories, the otters make a comeback. They lose by 13.5 in the ASFC championship game, but they put on a fight.
4. Philadelphia Liberty
After trading for everyone that was on the S1 outlaws the Philadelphia Outlaws, I mean liberty, are able to make it to the NSFC championship game. Sadly they just aren't a match because of regression, and lose by 3.1415 points to the kpoppers.
5. New Orleans Bovos
Another name change for the legion, I mean voodoo, I mean Bovos. With only 1 player on the field at all times, I have no idea how the bovos managed to finish 3rd in the ASFC. Bovo, their only player, seemed to be everywhere on the field. It didnt matter how far away he was from the throw, or from the runner, he always seemed to catch up. Of course they still lost a lot because he isnt that fast.
6. Baltimore Pigeons
The pigeons didn't have the greatest season, finishing 3rd in the NSFC. But i respect them, for even with all of their players losing an arm and a leg in a brutal accident in a Las Vegas strip club, they still tried their best to win games, and were able to beat the Yeti, Wraiths, and Sabercats. What a great story, hopefully they can come back.
7. Colorado Yeti
Pierno had ice in his veins, but sadly it was liquid nitrogen, and he died halfway through the first game. They needed an emergency QB, and called Arbin Asipi out of retirement. He said fuck you though, so Antonio Sandoval had to play QB. It didn't look pretty, trust me. I expect that if Mr. Ice in his veins, did not die. The yeti would be in 2nd place right now.
8. Yellowknife Wraiths
Wow how the mighty fall, after their very own mass retirement because Archon came back, the team had to pick up a lot of inactives, and DSFL players. Because of this they finished last in the NSFC, but there is a savior coming to them. He will lead them to the ultimus, he will take them to the glory land, he will be known as the 2nd best player to ever touch a NSFL football. He will make them the greatest
in S93
9. San Jose Sabercats
Fuck you.
And thats my rankings. When these do come true, please do not accuse me of being a warlock. I was just too high iq for the rest of you. Now leave me, I need to go hug my waifu body pillow while listening to kpop.
I needed money stfu.
GRADED
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