You and Bubba both know the deal. Ask away, ye.
Ehhhh.... Dean Jackson, with an, actually GOOD question for Bubba, I like it.
(Which do you like best: shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan-fried shrimp, deep fried shrimp, stir-fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, or shrimp sandwich? )
Bubba likes all of those, my goodness, you're making Bubba all hungry and the like. My lord Jesus almighty, of all those things on the list, I think Bubba's gotta pick a good ol' fashioned Oyster Po' boy, nawmsayin? Bubba loves him some good Po' Boy action, It's like a party in your belly, like some good water, but then it turns into some of that Flint water in my gut also, but that's also worth it to Bubba. Bubba eats it before erry game, for good luck!
Terrel Brister with theeeee next question for The Bubba...
(Why are you so weird?)
Bubba asks you why you are the way that Bubba thinks you are? Bubba thinks you need a good ol' fashioned cola in your belly to remedy that, yeh?
Oh, shit, Bubba gots a question from his General Mangér, Azhek, uhhhhhh...
(How does it feel to know that you were able to play QB at such a high level to get yourself into the DSFL, then up and changed on a whim to safety and are damn good at that too! (It feel's good, I know it...)
Kansas City has been in a drought of winning until tonight's big season opener, how is Bubba going to get the Coyotes to their rightful place at the top of the DSFL.
What was the pre-game meal like with yourself and your teammates before heading into Death Valley for your first real game?
KCC has made a great deal of roster moves lately, do you believe that the organization can put the right guys into the right places to succeed at the highest level?)
Well, for the first one, Bubba thinks that he got his skills from the one and only, lord Pat White (hallowed be thy name.) Ol' Pat's blessed us all down here in the Donkey Teef swamp with the skill of a Pat White, ya knawmsayin? That's why Bubba's so good.
For the second question, Bubba was a multi-sport ath-e-lete back in high school, and Bubba thinks that factors into being able to be versatile on the defense, 'nd also, Bubba is kinda' a good leader, and stuff like that. All from Pat White.
The third one? Bubba ate a metric fuckton a Po' Boys. Bubba had the shits after, and also had to forcefeed a few to his teammates, but other than that, we had gumbo, and some other deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious down home swamp cookin'.
God damn, Bubba thinks you should chill with the questions. Uhhh, number four, Bubba thinks that Monsieur Crazyman has been making the greatest moves possible, and uhhh, yeah. Putting Bubba at safety is probably their greatest move. Bubba figures we go undefeated. Bubba also says fuck jinxes.
Next one from Bubba's teammate, the feverage!
(Who's your biggest football influence? )
Is this even a real question for Bubba? Who the hell else would it be, other than the God Himself Pat White? He has bestowed upon Bubba and his relatives unrivaled talent, and carried WVU for years. He is truly a golden God, yes sir.
Ehhhh.... Dean Jackson, with an, actually GOOD question for Bubba, I like it.
(Which do you like best: shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan-fried shrimp, deep fried shrimp, stir-fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, or shrimp sandwich? )
Bubba likes all of those, my goodness, you're making Bubba all hungry and the like. My lord Jesus almighty, of all those things on the list, I think Bubba's gotta pick a good ol' fashioned Oyster Po' boy, nawmsayin? Bubba loves him some good Po' Boy action, It's like a party in your belly, like some good water, but then it turns into some of that Flint water in my gut also, but that's also worth it to Bubba. Bubba eats it before erry game, for good luck!
Terrel Brister with theeeee next question for The Bubba...
(Why are you so weird?)
Bubba asks you why you are the way that Bubba thinks you are? Bubba thinks you need a good ol' fashioned cola in your belly to remedy that, yeh?
Oh, shit, Bubba gots a question from his General Mangér, Azhek, uhhhhhh...
(How does it feel to know that you were able to play QB at such a high level to get yourself into the DSFL, then up and changed on a whim to safety and are damn good at that too! (It feel's good, I know it...)
Kansas City has been in a drought of winning until tonight's big season opener, how is Bubba going to get the Coyotes to their rightful place at the top of the DSFL.
What was the pre-game meal like with yourself and your teammates before heading into Death Valley for your first real game?
KCC has made a great deal of roster moves lately, do you believe that the organization can put the right guys into the right places to succeed at the highest level?)
Well, for the first one, Bubba thinks that he got his skills from the one and only, lord Pat White (hallowed be thy name.) Ol' Pat's blessed us all down here in the Donkey Teef swamp with the skill of a Pat White, ya knawmsayin? That's why Bubba's so good.
For the second question, Bubba was a multi-sport ath-e-lete back in high school, and Bubba thinks that factors into being able to be versatile on the defense, 'nd also, Bubba is kinda' a good leader, and stuff like that. All from Pat White.
The third one? Bubba ate a metric fuckton a Po' Boys. Bubba had the shits after, and also had to forcefeed a few to his teammates, but other than that, we had gumbo, and some other deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious down home swamp cookin'.
God damn, Bubba thinks you should chill with the questions. Uhhh, number four, Bubba thinks that Monsieur Crazyman has been making the greatest moves possible, and uhhh, yeah. Putting Bubba at safety is probably their greatest move. Bubba figures we go undefeated. Bubba also says fuck jinxes.
Next one from Bubba's teammate, the feverage!
(Who's your biggest football influence? )
Is this even a real question for Bubba? Who the hell else would it be, other than the God Himself Pat White? He has bestowed upon Bubba and his relatives unrivaled talent, and carried WVU for years. He is truly a golden God, yes sir.
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