A rather overweight guy with a plaid shirt and overalls comes to the podium, he has in one hand an ice cold beer and in the other a greasy cheeseburger.
'ello folks, the names Ulysses Carter, former WR coach of the Portland Pythons, I've taught legends like John Wachter, Dwayne Aaron and Mark Grau, and even helped out my former boss-man Rashaad Brooks @PDXBaller with finding his keys. Shoot me a question, I'm probably going to answer it by diverting the question to random Civil war facts, and then in turn finish my answer with "But to be fair I have the least bit of an idea of what you're talking about."
@SwagSloth
well, takes bite of cheeseburger, and begins to speak with full mouth of food they (the players) have been quite swell, however did you know that some of the first shots fired at fort sumter were from abner doubleday, an inventor of baseball? As for what I would do differently, I would probably have ended the Pierno era quicker than it started, that man didn't know how to throw straight! Speaking of Pierno, did you know his Ancestors fought for the confederacy? As for the stalling of forward progress, hell man the only thing holding us back is progression, as soon as our guys have a few seasons under their belt we'll be rolling in wins! While I'm on the topic of winning, did you know the Union could've won and wiped out confederate forces, but the generals were too dumb to pursue confederate armies? These are all great questions and thank you for asking them, But to be fair I have the least bit of an idea of what you're talking about.
'ello folks, the names Ulysses Carter, former WR coach of the Portland Pythons, I've taught legends like John Wachter, Dwayne Aaron and Mark Grau, and even helped out my former boss-man Rashaad Brooks @PDXBaller with finding his keys. Shoot me a question, I'm probably going to answer it by diverting the question to random Civil war facts, and then in turn finish my answer with "But to be fair I have the least bit of an idea of what you're talking about."
@SwagSloth
Quote:How has the team response been so far to new leadership?
What is one that your predecessors did that you admired? And what is one thing that you would do differently?
The Yeti seem to have been in rebuild build for most of their existence. What issues do you feel have stalled the forward progress and do you feel that you will be able to address any of those issues early on?
well, takes bite of cheeseburger, and begins to speak with full mouth of food they (the players) have been quite swell, however did you know that some of the first shots fired at fort sumter were from abner doubleday, an inventor of baseball? As for what I would do differently, I would probably have ended the Pierno era quicker than it started, that man didn't know how to throw straight! Speaking of Pierno, did you know his Ancestors fought for the confederacy? As for the stalling of forward progress, hell man the only thing holding us back is progression, as soon as our guys have a few seasons under their belt we'll be rolling in wins! While I'm on the topic of winning, did you know the Union could've won and wiped out confederate forces, but the generals were too dumb to pursue confederate armies? These are all great questions and thank you for asking them, But to be fair I have the least bit of an idea of what you're talking about.
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