The City of New Orleans appears to be having a second Mardi Gras after star wide receiver Carlito Crush moved from his former team, the Orange County Otters, to play for the future league champion Second Line. The police force is out trying to keep the celebration from destroying the city, but they aren’t greasing up poles because New Orleans isn’t Philly. Carlito has said he joined the Second Line because he is ready to eat some real southern food, stop paying half of his salary in taxes, and finally be able to buy a home.
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