*The Actual Best Damn QB in the Draft

enigmatic · (07-05-2021, 04:34 PM)

Hi, my name is Adriana Falconi and I am here today to tell everyone including the GM's in the NSFL that I should be first on your list when you are considering quarterbacks. People oo-ing and ah-ing over Falconi and they are right, she will probably go to Philly and participate in the rebuild of the century, that is fine with everyone. As for other QBs in the draft, I can't even name one right now that should be considered earlier than maybe the 4th round.

Why should you draft Falconi to your NSFL team?

1) High TPE Earner
I will cap before the season starts. ezpz.

2) Loyalty
I know it's hard to believe when I moved around so much with my previous player but before the NSFL, I don't think I had tested FA on any sim league. If your LR environment is great, I see no reason to move around, even if we lose all the time.

3) Most people like me
I'm easy going and I get along with most people. If you want to bring positive attitude in your LR, I'm your girl.

4) You like winning
I don't just plan to be the best QB in the league, I've already proven that I can be the best in the DSFL. It will take some time before I adjust to the NSFL level but I don't plan on Johnny Manzieling my career. If you want to build a winning environment, make me your QB.

5) I'm rich af
You won't need to use too much of that precious cap space on me. I can take care of myself.
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Why shouldn't you draft me?

1) You want me to change positions
I want to keep dominating Joliet L. Christ at this position. Can't do that from anywhere else.

2) Your LR is shit
I'll win and lose with my team but if the LR sucks, I'm not interested.

3) That's all.

Teams that should draft me:

I don't give a shit I'll play for any team that wants me.
COL

My DSFL Wishes

1) Keep breaking records

2) Just win my third Ultimini in as many seasons.

Did I just waste your time? Nah.
Are you wanting me as your QB? Probably.