*Every OL Ranked! (Week 15 edition)

[Swanty]

Some excellent OL performances this week as we approach the end of the season, and more importantly than any team success, awards season! There's just one week left for our big, beautiful offensive lineman to show the awards voters what they can do.

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CENTERS

#14 (-) - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (H) - 2.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Miglaskems is dead last in OL pancakes this season, and he didn't make it into the box score this week

#13 (-) - Macaroni Elephant (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Elephant conceded just his 2nd penalty of the season and added 3 pancakes last night

#12 (-) - Fats Domino (B) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.7 Pens, 5.9 PenYds
Domino has been a liability for NOLA in terms of getting in trouble with the officials. He cost his team his 10th and 11th penalty of the season yesterday for a season total of 90 yards.

#11 (▼5) - Slurms McKenzie (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds
Big drop down the order for Slurms this week who conceded a sack and didn't manage to record a pancake.

#10 (-) - Carl Wheezer (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
Wheezer had a decent pancake day by his standards with 5, but also added a penalty

#9 (▲2) - Donald McBobby (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 3 PenYds
Great game for our center of the week McBobby. He pancaked 8 defenders

#8 (▲1) - Mike Urtsi (B) - 3.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
YKW's bot bagged just 2 pancakes

#7 (▼2) - Bob Bob (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Bob Bob conceded his 2nd sack of the season but did manage 7 pancakes

#6 (▲1) - Manhattan Project (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.5 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Project had a nice clean game, with an above average 5 pancakes

#5 (▲3) - Taylor Cooper (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 3 PenYds
Cooper jumps a few spots thanks to a 7 pancake performance

#4 (-) - Northern Goshawk (B) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
9 pancakes for Baltimore's bot center, though they did pick up a penalty

#3 (▼1) - Funky Kong (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Funky Kong could only manage 2 pancakes today

#2 (▲1) - Icebox Riposte (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Barring a disastrous W16, Riposte has CotY wrapped up. He's one week away from completing a 2 season streak of not conceding a single sack or penalty.

#1 (-) - Beep Bot (B) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
SJS's bot managed an impressive 8 pancakes this week, but did concede a third penalty of the season

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GUARDS

#28 (-) - Richard Littlewood (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
A clean game for Littlewood with 5 pancakes

#27 (-) - Pope Francis (H) - 3.1 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2 PenYds
Just one pancake for the Pope, though he stayed out of trouble elsewhere

#26 (-) - Pat Pancake (B) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Pancake has cost his team a lot this week, but you can't get a game much better than this from a guard. 12 pancakes and a clean game elsewhere makes Pancake our guard of the week.

#25 (▼1) - James Gath (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
Gath picked up his 6th penalty of the season and added just 3 pancakes last night

#24 (▲1) - Givussafare Rubbe (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.1 PenYds
Rubbe is on a nice streak to close out his season, adding 7 pancakes last night.

#23 (▼2) - Mattress Cadaire (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Cadaire had a tough game, conceding a sack and only adding 2 pancakes.

#22 (-) - FederalJudge FuzzyDotson (B) - 5.6 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Philly's bot also conceded a sack, but at least made up for it with 7 pancakes.

#21 (▲2) - Samson Pooky (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
YKW's bot profits from errors below him and jumps a couple of spots, despite just 4 pancakes.

#20 (-) - Jurgen Wall (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
3 pancakes for Berlin's bot

#19 (-) - Bob Ones (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
And 5 for YKW's

#18 (▼5) - Jelly Roll Morton (B) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Big fall for NOLA's bot in a tightly packed group thanks to their 3rd allowed sack of the season

#17 (-) - Ne Mo (H) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.7 PenYds
Ne Mo had 5 pancakes last night but did concede a penalty

#16 (▲2) - Brokk Lee (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
SJS's bot jumps a couple of spots thanks to a clean, 7 pancake performance

#15 (▲1) - Ananda Adyan (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds
Adyan could only manage 2 pancakes, but rises all the same

#14 (▲1) - Senator SamTorenson (B) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
As does Philly's other bot with 3

#13 (▲1) - Connor Quigley (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Quigley profits as well, with a clean, 5 pancake game

#12 (-) - Quentin Button (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.9 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Button only got 3 pancakes this week, but helped keep his offense on the field with a fumble recovery

#11 (▼2) - Running Back (H) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
An impressive 9 pancake performance by Back was marred by his 4th conceded sack of the season

#10 (▼2) - Prince Brondon (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Brondon only managed 3 pancakes and conceded a penalty

#9 (▲1) - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Dorfus rises despite just 3 pancakes last night

#8 (▲3) - Louis Armstrong (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Armstrong moves to the top of this tier with a 4 pancake day, but there's a huge jump in quality to the top 7

#7 (-) - Rigby Raccoon (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Raccoon had 4 pancakes but gave up a penalty last night

#6 (-) - Hawk Rough-Legged (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.7 PenYds
Baltimore's bot could only muster 3 pancakes, unusual for them

#5 (-) - Maiteers Rico-Shea (H) - 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.8 PenYds
Rico-Shea has had a very nice debut season. He managed 4 pancakes last night and is yet to give up a sack this season, though has conceded 6 penalties.

#4 (-) - Marlon Alexander (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Alexander hangs onto his Pro Bowl spot, matching Rico-Shea's statline this week, but it will all come down to their performances in W16 as to who shares the Pro Bowl with Archstone

#3 (▼2) - Hawk Broad-Winged (B) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
The first conceded sack of the season for this bot.

#2 (-) - LeBron James III (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
LBJ had a nice clean game with 5 pancakes. He's had a really nice season with just one negative play, a penalty, to his name

#1 (▲2) - Felix Archstone (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Archstone moves up to be our top ranked guard of the season, after a 9 pancake performance on 71 fewer snaps

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TACKLES

#28 (-) - Tim Pest (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4.1 PenYds
This bot has been nothing but a liability for SJS. It conceded 3 penalties last night to bring the negative play count to NINETEEN on the season

#27 (-) - Hawk Red-Shouldered (B) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.1 PenYds
This Hawk hasn't been up to the same standards as the others, conceding a sack and a penalty last night

#26 (-) - Moe Skeeter (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Skeeter has had a quiet season in terms of pancakes, and only managed 3 last night.

#25 (-) - Kyle Broflovski (B) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.1 PenYds
6 pancakes for this HON bot last night

#24 (-) - Marc Hamel (H) - 6.4 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
A nice 8 pancake day for Hamel

#23 (▼3) - Bord Leerus (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
Leerus drops some spots as he gives up a sack and a penalty

#22 (▲1) - Tim Amper (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Amper had a clean, 4 pancake game

#21 (▲1) - Harley Fank (H) - 4.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 3 PenYds
Fank had just 3 pancakes and a penalty, but rises courtesy of Leerus falling

#20 (▲1) - Thad Pennington Jr. (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.9 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Pennington also benefits despite just 3 pancakes for him

#19 (▼1) - Cade Williams (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
3 'cakes for Cade as well

#18 (▲1) - Kenny McCormick (B) - 6.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
A strong 8 pancakes for HON's best OL bot

#17 (-) - Dick Thruster (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0 Pens
Thruster could only thrust his way to 4 pancakes today, but at least he kept it clean while doing so

#16 (-) - Byron Dolls (H) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Dolls has had a quiet season so far but he put in a nice 8 pancake performance this week

#15 (-) - Simon Tremblay (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Tremblay puts in another solid day with 6 pancakes

#14 (▼1) - Stumpy Jones (H) - 5.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Just 3 pancakes for Stumpy J today, but it's a huge improvement over last season

#13 (▲1) - Brent Silva (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
5 pancakes for Silva today who is turning into a strong asset for Arizona

#12 (▼1) - Julio Jones (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.8 PenYds
Arizona hasn't gotten much out of their trade acquisition so far. Just 3 pancakes tonight from the veteran

#11 (▲1) - Gluteus Maximus (H) - 7.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.7 PenYds
Gluteus Maximus had a really nice 10 pancake performance this week to knock on the door of the top 10

#10 (-) - Future Trunks (H) - 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1 PenYds
Trunks only recorded a single pancake this week.

#9 (-) - Adam Mellott (H) - 6.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Mellott only managed 4 pancakes this week, but did avoid conceding a sack to leave him on 0 for the season

#8 (-) - Hawk Red-Tailed (B) - 8.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2 PenYds
Baltimore's pancake machine bot added 12 today, but did give up their 3rd sack of the season

#7 (-) - Calvin Golladay (H) - 8.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Golladay had a solid 8 pancake day this week

#6 (-) - Leeroy Jenkins (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
As did Jenkins for Colorado

#5 (-) - Matt Krause (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Krause has had a really nice season for negative plays, with only a single one all season, best of all tackles. But his pancake numbers mean he likely won't bag a Pro Bowl slot this season

#4 (-) - Bruce Buckley (H) - 8.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
7 pancakes for Buckley who has had a very good year for pancakes and not conceding any sacks. He'd be challenging the top of the list if it weren't for 3 penalties

#3 (▼2) - Jaja Ding Dong (H) - 8.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Ding Dong looked vulnerable last week, and finally drops out of the top spot despite a clean 7 pancake game as the other two contenders have really upped their game

#2 (▲1) - Mo Magic (H) - 8.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Magic had the best performance of any OL this week with 13 pancakes. His pancake rate overall is not as high as the other two, but he hasn't conceded a sack and given up only two penalties. OLotY is almost certainly going to one of these top 3, but it really could be any of them that finish as #1 after Friday's games

#1 (▲1) - Alexander Franklin (H) - 8.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Franklin tops the list for the first time in his short career. He put up 10 pancakes and didn't give up a negative play this week. When taking snap count into account, his pancake rate is the joint highest in the league with Ding Dong, even if he is only 3rd in the raw numbers order. He has given up a sack and 2 penalties, but has rescued his team with fumble recoveries 3 times this season! Who wins this prize next week is anyone's guess.

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Swanty's Pro Bowl lineups

ASFC
T - Jaja Ding Dong
G - Felix Archstone (Guard of the Year)
C - Donald McBobby NEW
G - Marlon Alexander
T - Calvin Golladay

NSFC
T - Alexander Franklin (T/OL of the Year)
G - Lebron James III
C - Icebox Riposte (Center of the Year)
G - Dorfus Jimbo Jr NEW
T - Mo Magic

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[NicholasTheGreat]

Bruh

1 sack allowed is a lot worse then 3 penalties

[SomeSay...]

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[Swanty]

Bruh

1 sack allowed is a lot worse then 3 penalties

How come? My view is they both push the next play back but SAs are a loss of down. Penalties might also nullify a positive play. How many penalties would you say equal a sack?