Rock stands at the podium, looks around the room with a slight grin, then removes the Blow Pop from his mouth.
"I can't begin to tell you how excited you are for me to be here today. You're really looking forward to me answering some questions. So let's get this rolling."
What teams are standing out to you?
"I'm not gonna lie, it would be pretty awesome to take my talents to Palm Beach. Who doesn't want to catch some rays in Florida? Being part of one of the newly expanded DSFL teams would be great. Really help start something for future kids coming in."
What round do you realistically believe that you will be drafted?
"Is there a number better than 1? No? *smirks* Well, I'd love to be the top pick, everyone would, but I think any team who were to use a 1st round pick on me is going to be happy they did."
What are you going to bring to the team that drafts you?
*looks down and adjusts pants near crotch and looks back up* "Pure, unadulterated, Rock-Hard talent. You bring me into your locker room, not only will you get results on the field, you're going to get asses in seats. Believe that."
Favorite type of nachos?
"Nachos? When I'm eating nachos, you better believe those things better be loaded. Chicken, sour cream, cheese...the works."
What flavor Blow Pop is that?
Cherry. Always cherry. If you see me with a flavor other than cherry, something has gone horribly wrong.
This is a massive draft class, how will Hardshaft seperate himself from the pack?
Day in, day out, I will be putting in rock hard work. I'm not afraid to get in there and get my hands dirty. Do whatever the team needs me. Hell, I can play both ways if the need is there.
Any NFL LBs you'd like to replicate in the NSFL game?
Anybody who plays linebacker and says they didn't watch Ray Lewis is lying to you. That man was all you could ask for in a professional linebacker. My grandfather always talked about Bobby Bell, while I was growing up. If I could play half as well as either one of those players, I think I'll be in business.
"I can't begin to tell you how excited you are for me to be here today. You're really looking forward to me answering some questions. So let's get this rolling."
What teams are standing out to you?
"I'm not gonna lie, it would be pretty awesome to take my talents to Palm Beach. Who doesn't want to catch some rays in Florida? Being part of one of the newly expanded DSFL teams would be great. Really help start something for future kids coming in."
What round do you realistically believe that you will be drafted?
"Is there a number better than 1? No? *smirks* Well, I'd love to be the top pick, everyone would, but I think any team who were to use a 1st round pick on me is going to be happy they did."
What are you going to bring to the team that drafts you?
*looks down and adjusts pants near crotch and looks back up* "Pure, unadulterated, Rock-Hard talent. You bring me into your locker room, not only will you get results on the field, you're going to get asses in seats. Believe that."
Favorite type of nachos?
"Nachos? When I'm eating nachos, you better believe those things better be loaded. Chicken, sour cream, cheese...the works."
What flavor Blow Pop is that?
Cherry. Always cherry. If you see me with a flavor other than cherry, something has gone horribly wrong.
This is a massive draft class, how will Hardshaft seperate himself from the pack?
Day in, day out, I will be putting in rock hard work. I'm not afraid to get in there and get my hands dirty. Do whatever the team needs me. Hell, I can play both ways if the need is there.
Any NFL LBs you'd like to replicate in the NSFL game?
Anybody who plays linebacker and says they didn't watch Ray Lewis is lying to you. That man was all you could ask for in a professional linebacker. My grandfather always talked about Bobby Bell, while I was growing up. If I could play half as well as either one of those players, I think I'll be in business.
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