(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

[Lainncli]

It started in the preseason, a subtle smell emanating from Tiernan's locker. For some time, most simply assumed it to be the Irishman's personal odour - After all, rural lads were not known for their finely-tuned bathing habits. With some days off after the fourth match, the return to the locker in Week One brought some revelation. There had been no fade of the scent but its strength had increased. A thorough search of the locker room was to no avail - There were even suggestions that the subtly pervasive seafood stench might be a hallucination, or perhaps a product of one of the offensive linemen. Eventually, however, decisive action was taken. A coalition task force of offensive players took spanners and screwdrivers to Tiernan's locker, pulling apart its wooden frame to uncover a trout fermenting under clingfilm wrap. The bizarrity of the situation has caused some questions, primarily about who would have the drive to bolt down a rotting fish within another locker.

Although the culprit is as yet unknown, fingers are being pointed. Was it retaliation for the earlier tinfoiling of Vinny Cox's SUV? Is this a sign of an underlying ugliness in the Yeti's RB competition? Whatever the cause, it has certainly given the locker room a new air.

[Esa77]

Vincent Draxel is our most skilled player, but he also can get kind of a big head, so we have to keep him grounded at times. We decided to pull a classic prank on him. Icy Hot in his jock strap! Funny enough when doing this we found out he wears an extra small size cup, which clearly means he has tiny junk, but that's another story for another PT. Anyway, we apply the icy hot cream to his micro jock strap, we rub it in deep so it all soaks into the fabric and he can't tell it's there when he puts it on. Draxel is always the last guy to get dressed because he's trying to hook up with the female trainers in the training room before the game, getting upper quad rub downs and his groin stretched. He's a real dog. So yeah he comes in and throw his equipment on real fast right before warms up. About 3 minutes later he's out on the field in front of all the media doing his high leg kick warm ups, at this point that icy hot is getting real deep into his groin area. About a minute later he starts screaming and pulling at his crotch, the media sees this and all start filming him, he's yelling my nuts are on fire! My balls, oh god my balls! He starting ripping off his pants and ends up bare ass naked running to the locker room covering his tiny package. It was epic. He then ends up on ESPN later that night with the headline Small Ball Draxel gets punked!

@701

[Electraspace]

SaberCats' OL Daniel Robicheaux shares his thoughts on a pancake prank his teammates pulled on him during team activities.

"I remember one time during OTAs, a couple other o-line guys, I think Longshaw was one of 'em, tricked me into thinking we were gonna do blindfolded blocking drills for a little while. I guess I just thought it made sense, since at some point I'd probably have to make a block where I couldn't see them real well, so I said okay. Of course, I was the only one that actually put on a blindfold. So they told me to go ahead and practice my blocks against the dummy, and someone said I should pancake it as hard as I could. Turns out there was no dummy at all, so when I went to make my block I ended up not hitting anything. Well, they all know I love pancakes and syrup and all that, so what they did was they got a kiddie pool and a ton of syrup, and they filled it up and put it right in front of me. I'm sure you know where this is going by now. I go to make the block, I don't hit anything, and then I just trip into a kiddie pool full of pancake syrup. I felt like an idiot, but the whole thing was really funny. They helped me clean up my gear and such, and I even went home with a couple bottles they didn't use. I got to joke around in practice and I got some free bottles of syrup, so I think I came away the winner here."

[adam2552]

The summer heat in Arizona is as close to hell one can get. The temperatures average high for June is between 102 and 106 degrees Fahrenheit. It is no surprise that outdoor practices have become one of the most hated rituals of Outlaw players. When the Outlaws coach said that they would start having two-a-day practices, there was an uproar from the players.

The wide receiver corps couldn’t stand for this. They decided that they weren’t going to be partaking in any two-a-days in over 100 degree temperatures. Their idea was if there is no field to practice on, then we can’t practice. The night before practice, the WRs bought thousands of plastic forks and stuck them upside down (fork prongs up) in the practice field’s pristine turf. The whole process took hours, but would be worth it if it meant not practicing out in that heat.

The morning of practice as the team is getting ready in the locker room, the booming voice of the coach perks up even the heavy-eyed WR corps. Coach has notice the forks, and is less than thrilled about the prospect of cancelling practice. He decides that there is no way the team can practice on the practice field. However, the parking lot is about the right size and shape. Coach orders the players to move their cars off the lot and into the rocky, dusty areas surrounding the lot. That day coach pushed the players harder than usual, there were even a few players to drop due to heat exhaustion. The scraped knees and gashes from the pavement will leave reminders on all the players on why they don’t mess with coach.

As practice progressed, word started to get out that was the WRs behind this. The rest of the Outlaws players will surely not forget this, and I guarantee they have some type of retribution in store for this prank gone wrong.

[Ghostspeed]

Ah Baltimore the home of things old and new, like Edgar Allen Poe and Hawks football franchise,

When offensive lineman Vince Sharpei decided that the new Ferrari Enzo supercar that Linebacker Kurt Hendrix was flashing in the players parking lot was just too good to resist his prank set in motion a pendulum of mayhem.( Poe -pendulum- mayhem)See Sharpei's prank resulted in Hendrix sweet ride getting towed for being illegally parked and when Kurt found his Ferrari not in the lot after practice it was a difficult hour to keep Kurt from killing the poor lot attendant, and Vince for touching Hendrix' pride and joy.
Several calls were made to the city tow yard and the car was finally located. It would be the next day before it could be released as the yard was past the tow yards 5 pm closing time.
This delay unfortunately allowed several other players an opportunity to allow the pendulum to swing back at young Vince. The team captains and several unnamed Hawks located a wrecked Enzo in Washington and rented the wreck for the day had it towed to the yard where Hendrix' 'baby' was stored and set up the following ..

The Hawks arrive in a limo van as it was told to both Hendrix and Sharpei that only by taking numerous witnesses/bodyguards would the threat of physical violence and any further trouble be avoided.
Upon arrival the group was met by the tow yard manager ( played by Kicker Turk Turkington in a fake moustache and fatman suit) . The manager takes the paperwork from an emotional Hendrix who is looking at the filthy yard garage and death stares anyone who comments that his "baby" had to spend the night there.As they walk past several wrecked cars Turkington hems and haws and fires off a bunch of questions about who exactly parked the car in the tow away zone. Sharpei sheepishly admits that it was him and Hendrix at first just stares at him.
The group of players all play this admission for all its worth heckling and shit talking the two and then the tow 'manager' (Turkington) gets the high sign that the reveal is ready.
Turkington makes a big deal about how vehicles left at the yard are not covered for liability and that accidents do occur. Hendrix is starting to boil and his bottom lip is quivering ..Sharpei looks like the dog that just shit the carpet for the forth time and knows this ain't gonna go well.
Several of the players assist the 'manager' in pulling back the heavy canvas partition to reveal the wrecked Enzo.



Kurt Hendrix is crying that his 'baby' is broken and trying to climb over the wall of his fellow Hawks to kill Sharpei....poor Sharpei upon seeing the wreck and realizing that his pocketbook will not come close to paying for the repairs starts to dry heave.

With Kurt nearing a homocidial rage and Sharpei in full stomach wrenching guilt over his prank gone wrong. The horn blares as Scrub Kyubee drives Hendrix's Ferrari around from the other side of the garage.
The entire Hawks group laughs and celebrates the new level that Sharpei's prank has been taken to.
Once everyone had calmed down and the car had been inspected to Hendrix approval.
The Hawks vowed that their vehicles like wives and kids were off limits to pranks..
Or in the words of Poe car pranks? ...never more.

[enigmatic]

Even though they are extremely talented players, you will rarely find people as dumb as Boss Tweed (intelligence: 37) and Luke Tiernan (intelligence: 32), which makes them perfect targets for the evilest of pranks.

The guys in the Yeti LR replaced the pants of their teammates' uniforms with some that are 2 sizes smaller. As you all know, the pants football players wear are already super tight but those were so bad, Tweed and Tiernan could not afford to wear undies with them. They tried discussing the issue with the management, who played along and told them it was part of the team's strategy for their players to lose weight. Not being the smartest cookies in the jar, the two Yeti players did not argue more than that and started an extremely strict diet. They became really serious with it and encouraged each other in their weekly goals. It was actually pretty cute, even though they were close to starvation.

As far as their tight pants were concerned, Tweed and Tiernan did not really mind once they realized that the ladies went crazy for them, or at least they thought so. Screaming, fainting women usually are a good sign, right?
So when their teammates told them they had been played, they refused to change the pants back and now bring them home with them to avoid having them switched again.


I picked the two guys with the lowest intelligence on my team. Their real life counter parts are very smart men :ph34r:

[DELIRIVM]

[Bzerkap]

Well, as some people may know, Mat Akselsen likes to call himself short stack, because as he says, he likes to pile on his pancakes 'three at a time'. So the rest of the team thought what a great opportunity for a prank and the lineman decided to have dinner at the IHOP near training camp. Of course, this was during national pancake day, so it was all you can eat. The lineman all challenged each other to eat as many pancakes as possible, with one caveat, they had to douse their pancakes in ghost pepper sauce. All the lineman had their own bottle, except everyone else's bottle was a fake. Mat was game, chowing down pancakes one after the other. Halfway through his fifth pancake, he looked up sweat pouring down his beet red face, dragon's fire spewing out of his mouth. No one else was sweating, no one else was looking the slightest bit uncomfortable. Mat mouthed the words "what the fuck!", ghost pepper pancake bits falling out of his mouth. He stood up knocking his chair on the ground, pointed his finger in Jogn's face, and ran to the bathroom. The whole table burst out laughing, and rumor is it Mat spent over an hour in the IHOP bathroom. Other customers came out just shaking their heads. One customer said "I overheard that poor young man in there swearing revenge on somebody. I hope he doesn't do anything he regrets."

[deadendpath27]

This season has been going quite well for the Colorado Yeti and at this point, you have to wonder... are these guys going to go undefeated? Probably. The camaraderie of this group is bar-none. Every position group has really bonded these past few weeks while breaking bread with the fam. To show appreciation for the defensive effort thus far, offensive weapon Kendrick Hendrix baked a homemade cream pie for the defense to enjoy.

When Hendrix was escorting the cream pie into the practice facility Thursday, his teammates had another plan in-mind. As he walked into the weight room, a group of Yeti DBs hiding under trashcans popped out and in one swift motion, lifted the pie up and out of Hendrix's hands before finally slamming it into his face with brute force.

It was all fun and games until Hendrix remembered the special ingredients he put into the pie. In the homemade cream sauce was pure Ghost pepper extract, which slowly but surely made way into Hendrix's eyes. He screamed in agony as his teammates fearfully looked on. Clawing at his eyes and shrieking, he crawled into the showers where he found refuge on the floor in the fetal position... luckily there was no permanent damage and we can all laugh about it now, but I'm sure Hendrix will now think twice before pulling a stunt like this in the future!

[NUCK]