How to Get Exciting Sim Results

[DeathOnReddit]

No go play in traffic or retire or something

Still probably better career review than yours

[Oles]

The word you used was "impact" the sim file.  You didn't "clarify" until AFTER your claim was refuted, therefore it is not a clarification but a weak attempt to dig yourself out of another lie or statement of complete ignorance.  Again, I don't know if you are lying or just have no clue, nor do I care.  Either way, you continue to demonstrate you can not be trusted.

And you can complain about me "harassing" you, but only one of us has gone out of the way to lie about the other.  All the shit I've said about you is true.  Investigation by your fellow HO members and site owner led to you being reprimanded.  Good to know you've taken that to heart and learned from it.

The simple fact is that NOTHING that happens in this league can be fully trusted now, because we know that league management includes a dishonest or incompetent fuck who will ruin it without hesitation and who has no reason to fear being punished for it.

You spent months going out of your way to harass me and claim that I was the reason for everything bad that happened in PBE. You only want to blame others and think you're so high and mighty that you can do no wrong, it even shows in this statement where you say everything you've said is true about me, when it most definitely isn't. Remember when you made a thunderdome thread about losing TPE because of me, instead of holding yourself accountable for not sending the message? Remember going out of your way every time someone had an issue in PBE to blame me for a myriad of things, even if it was something I never would have had an impact on? You need to take a step back and calm down, and learn how to be accountable for your own actions. You want to claim everything I've said from my perspective is a lie to get rid of you, yet I said I don't think anyone has an impact, I forgot that bovo was the head updater and had the ability to change the spreadsheet at will (which he most definitely wouldn't do without good reason). You constantly suggest that HO is nothing but a circle jerk that wants to get rid of you and put the Outlaws down, whether it's me posting something in a private setting, dwyer posting obvious sarcasm, or the Outlaws having bad sim luck. Also, SJS tested over 50% in Arizona, the game was a coinflip and could have gone either way. Stop being a sore loser.

[DeathOnReddit]

[kckolbe]

You spent months going out of your way to harass me and claim that I was the reason for everything bad that happened in PBE. You only want to blame others and think you're so high and mighty that you can do no wrong, it even shows in this statement where you say everything you've said is true about me, when it most definitely isn't. Remember when you made a thunderdome thread about losing TPE because of me, instead of holding yourself accountable for not sending the message? Remember going out of your way every time someone had an issue in PBE to blame me for a myriad of things, even if it was something I never would have had an impact on? You need to take a step back and calm down, and learn how to be accountable for your own actions. You want to claim everything I've said from my perspective is a lie to get rid of you, yet I said I don't think anyone has an impact, I forgot that bovo was the head updater and had the ability to change the spreadsheet at will (which he most definitely wouldn't do without good reason). You constantly suggest that HO is nothing but a circle jerk that wants to get rid of you and put the Outlaws down, whether it's me posting something in a private setting, dwyer posting obvious sarcasm, or the Outlaws having bad sim luck. Also, SJS tested over 50% in Arizona, the game was a coinflip and could have gone either way. Stop being a sore loser.

Yeah, I did call you out in TD about the Trivia, because your system is fucking garbage and misleading. Nothing I said in it was false.

You may disagree with how you're represented in my posts, but I don't *lie* about you. And, since you've mentioned PBE multiple times, name one thing I did against you to hurt your character or team. Go ahead. And your claim that you didn't break any rules? News flash, NEITHER DID I. It wasn't in the rule book, and there was ZERO precedent for punishing media. That was all you, baby. And you were the only one who lied about the process, which you did multiple times.

Remember: you were officially reprimanded for your poor conduct. You, and ONLY you, have a record of abusing your position in this feud.

[timeconsumer]

To sum up what we have here so far:

1) TC is rigging the sims because Oles hates Kolbe. Even though TC is still kind of pissed at Oles and hasn't spoken to him directly in weeks.

2) Bovo also hates Kolbe and is rigging the updates to hurt Kolbe and Arizona. Even though anyone can then go check the stats vs their update pages to see if they are correct or not. Unless:

3) TC, Bovo, and Oles have all teamed up together to keep Arizona down. Even though here in TCs last season as simmer and he has zero reason to want SJS to currently be 4-0 while OCO is 3-1 because he's trying to win the Ultimus one more time on Angus Winchester's last season.

4) Oles is a dick.

5) Kolbe is a dick.

6) TC is a dick.

7) Bovo is not a dick.

I miss anything here?

[majesiu]

To sum up what we have here so far:

1) TC is rigging the sims because Oles hates Kolbe. Even though TC is still kind of pissed at Oles and hasn't spoken to him directly in weeks.

2) Bovo also hates Kolbe and is rigging the updates to hurt Kolbe and Arizona. Even though anyone can then go check the stats vs their update pages to see if they are correct or not. Unless:

3) TC, Bovo, and Oles have all teamed up together to keep Arizona down. Even though here in TCs last season as simmer and he has zero reason to want SJS to currently be 4-0 while OCO is 3-1 because he's trying to win the Ultimus one more time on Angus Winchester's last season.

4) Oles is a dick.

5) Kolbe is a dick.

6) TC is a dick.

7) Bovo is not a dick.

I miss anything here?

This thread is brilliant overall and something I definitely needed to cheer me up after long rainy travel for Christmas. Also, you should make more calls on who is a dick, you can start with me (please?).

[sapp2013]

As someone who is on pace to have 7 ints and 3.5 dtds and who hasn't updated in a couple of seasons, nor knows a single players name who was drafted in the last 2 seasons:

Git gud.

[Oles]

Yeah, I did call you out in TD about the Trivia, because your system is fucking garbage and misleading.  Nothing I said in it was false.

You may disagree with how you're represented in my posts, but I don't *lie* about you.  And, since you've mentioned PBE multiple times, name one thing I did against you to hurt your character or team.  Go ahead.  And your claim that you didn't break any rules?  News flash, NEITHER DID I.  It wasn't in the rule book, and there was ZERO precedent for punishing media.  That was all you, baby.  And you were the only one who lied about the process, which you did multiple times. 

Remember: you were officially reprimanded for your poor conduct.  You, and ONLY you, have a record of abusing your position in this feud.

I can literally go back to pbe and find at least 1 article where you directly claim that I'm the reason PBE started off poorly. Not only is that a lie but that also 100% hurts my character. You did break rules, GMs knew and war room members knew that posted mock draft media after the draft started is against the rules, why do you think no war room member had posted an article before you did. There wasn't any precedent because we didn't have to set one until you did it. The punishment you received was the result of HO coming together and deciding what was fair, no one person decided it and told them how to vote. The process normally is what I said but parts of the process were missed, which I admitted. Also, the only reason you never got me punished in PBE is because I never did anything that was a punishable offense, that's why you kept at it via media and other methods of communication.

[kckolbe]

To sum up what we have here so far:

1) TC is rigging the sims because Oles hates Kolbe. Even though TC is still kind of pissed at Oles and hasn't spoken to him directly in weeks.

2) Bovo also hates Kolbe and is rigging the updates to hurt Kolbe and Arizona. Even though anyone can then go check the stats vs their update pages to see if they are correct or not. Unless:

3) TC, Bovo, and Oles have all teamed up together to keep Arizona down. Even though here in TCs last season as simmer and he has zero reason to want SJS to currently be 4-0 while OCO is 3-1 because he's trying to win the Ultimus one more time on Angus Winchester's last season.

Just to put my tin-foiling in perspective, I never accused bovo, only mentioned it as an example of another dishonest/dumbfuck statement by @`To12143`

Now, since you are applying logic, here's real talk.

1) Not having Reese hurt us a LOT, and it was an extremely harsh, unpopular punishment from HO that took him from us.
2) We did have some things wrong in the sim file opposed to what we requested.
3) I don't know what % effect those inaccuracies result in

4) Most importantly, as I said in discord almost immediately after posting this, was that I don't believe you rigged. The point of this post was to show that when something looks fishy, claims of corruption now carry more weight, because the entire league knows that HO has at least one corrupt member as well, who wasn't even punished. It is too likely that he'll unethically attempt something again, because, as we've seen, HE HAS LEARNED NOTHING. He still has yet to admit he was wrong, despite an official reprimand.

We can't have a league where HO is willfully corrupt, otherwise we can't believe in coincidence or bad luck. And that's worse for a league than any one bit of drama, because this will cause a lot more down the road.

[timeconsumer]

This thread is brilliant overall and something I definitely needed to cheer me up after long rainy travel for Christmas. Also, you should make more calls on who is a dick, you can start with me (please?).

Maj is not a dick. Even though he keeps trying to break our rooster.

Sweetwater is a dick, but we forgive him.

Asipi is a dick. Grown ass man Asipi is not a dick.

Duckberg is a duck.

AdamS is a Mongolian dick.

Slm is a dick after 5pm.

Dermot is a racist dick.

Dwyer is a dick who is good at math.