How to Get Exciting Sim Results

[Raven]

Quiet, me! You're telling every-me my secrets!

Forgive me me. I didnt want to tell me all of ourselfs we are one.

[kckolbe]

tfw you do the sim gods last season but tc gets the credit

Same premise, diff article:
http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=10537&hl=

[ADwyer87]

I dont even think this is a real league, we are all really just a single person who orchastrates all of this. Nothing here is real, every player, every trade, every anything is all just planned out by one dude.

this is my favorite fan theory. We are all just @timeconsumer. The league died when the Er scandal happened and TC couldnt take it so he just kept the league up himself and took over every account in the league to interact with each other

[kckolbe]

woosh

Any time you ever think you got a joke that I didn't get, stop and re-evaluate what's going on. Unless it's a reference to modern pop culture. Then I likely missed it.

[YoungTB]

this is my favorite fan theory. We are all just @timeconsumer. The league died when the Er scandal happened and TC couldnt take it so he just kept the league up himself and took over every account in the league to interact with each other

Shut up timeconsumer

[kckolbe]

Actual quote from @`To12143` in discord moments after this topic goes live.

"I don't think anyone in HO has any impact on the NSFL sim file"

Speculadora immediately points out that bovo is head updater.

[iseedoug]

Get this nonsense out of here. SJS is 4-0 because I have spent hours preparing strats for the team.

And not to throw shade on my own guys, but this is the first time I have done strats for SJS. And we have a much improved team. We are 4-0 because of these key changes.

[Jiggly_333]

this is my favorite fan theory. We are all just @timeconsumer. The league died when the Er scandal happened and TC couldnt take it so he just kept the league up himself and took over every account in the league to interact with each other

This is the first time I've logged on in about half a year. I don't know how I was doing any ACs or PTs.

[kckolbe]

Get this nonsense out of here. SJS is 4-0 because I have spent hours preparing strats for the team.

And not to throw shade on my own guys, but this is the first time I have done strats for SJS. And we have a much improved team.

Good to know, because we were remarking on how odd it was to see strat updates from you guys this often.

So congratulations, and I am glad they have someone putting in the work. But you know how low your chances were of beating us in ARI were, and you know they would have been lower had we had Reese.

[Oles]

Actual quote from @`To12143` in discord moments after this topic goes live.

"I don't think anyone in HO has any impact on the NSFL sim file"

Speculadora immediately points out that bovo is head updater.

Bovo also doesn't import the player sheet to the file, so while he does control updates he is not the one who builds the file or puts them in. I also clarified that I meant on a day to day basis in which he'd be able to modify results as you suggested. Can we talk about how you've harassed me for a YEAR now, whether it was PBE or NSFL, you've constantly gone out of your way to harass me for all sorts of things even when you were PBE Commissioner, and you constantly want to make any issue someone else's instead of holding yourself accountable for your actions. The sim is wacky, being favorites does not mean guaranteed win, that's something you should know by now. Stop trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill.