(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[allbetsonjames]

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[Attopax]

Asher Montain has always thought about the future. He was aware enough to know that a career in football was finite, and he had to find something else to do after his career was over. Just like football, he knew that he would have to start building a foundation for his next step now so he would be experienced and prepared to take the leap when his career was over. One thing he always admired was people like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for pivoting their first career into a second one. After taking a moment to think about it, he realized that he admired him for exactly what he did -- going into Hollywood! Asher had a good personality, good work ethic, and... let's be honest... good looks. With a growing fanbase, he could have a shot at doing exactly what The Rock did. So, he had his agent get the word out that he was available and interested. Therefore, the producer approached Asher with an offer, and he would have a starring role in an upcoming film to showcase his acting chops. It was going to be an action film allowing Asher to showcase his athleticism, but would allow him to also showcase his personality. Asher's goal was to start growing his fanbase and prove that he could fill seats in a movie theatre. This was his chance to start paving the way to becoming the next action hero!

[Kyamprac]

[GoonerBear]

Coming soon to your living room: Jack of All Trades with Rando Cardrissian. Bobby Flay, move over, because one of the most mediocre running backs in the land is coming to be mediocre at everything! As he tours the United States and beyond, Rando will invite people to show off their special skills. He will then get 24 hours to train this skill and challenge them accordingly. The contestant will win cash based on how much they can still outclass him after he's had time to become okay with it. Cooking is involved in some cases, sure, though other talents have included cup stacking, chess, video game speedrunning, specialized obstacle courses, and lockpicking.

Watch a man so mediocre, he's second in a two-man committee to a player younger than him. Watch him also be second banana to anyone and everyone at what they do best. Maybe someday, he might actually win one of these things, but the network highly doubts that. They were going to approach some more recognizable names, but they figured it fit much more thematically if they picked a middle-of-the-road kind of guy - someone who makes an impact, yet is rarely the star of the show, the player of the game. He trickles in yards from everywhere and his teammate most recently outgained him in a single touchdown run. The perfect kind of personality who can be a journeyman in everything.

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[Guunar]

Ace Savage getting approached by a famous producer would be highly unlikely given his quiet and reserved nature, but it’s not entirely impossible. Ace has a great marketable name and has shown interest in the world of martial arts and loves action movies all his life. He loved watching old kung-fu movies growing up and idolized the Wu-Tang clan and their music. Having a chance to be in an action movie would be his dream and making a blockbuster debut in a big movie franchise would be entirely in his realm. Ace is incredibly fit and with the right training could fit into any type of action role like a Fast and Furious or even a B horror movie like a classic zombie film. Although he’s a quiet guy, Ace has a natural charisma that would translate well into movies and he’s a likeable personality where he would be a good supporting actor for the main character while getting a few fight scenes of his own. He could play a minor role, but I think he’d really enjoy that type of thing and Ace would definitely get ready for this type of role by taking lots of acting classes and learn from the best possible people he could.

[shadyshoelace]

As a recent college graduate about to enter the wide world of professional football, Dante King isn't exactly working with the highest profile possible for a media engagement. Although he has dreams of achieving a level of stardom that will let him reach the heights of sports idols before him, like Michael Jordan in Space Jam and, more importantly, Shaquille O'Neal in Shazam, King will have to settle for something smaller today. He's recently been approached by the Webflix streaming service to participate in their upcoming reality football series, "Bend But Don't Break." The series follows a varied group of up and coming football players who have fought through adversity in their personal lives to pursue their professional athletics dream. The cameras will follow Dante as he completes his collegiate career at Stanford University and begins to train for the professional combine to prove himself to prospective future employers, providing insight into his relationship with coaches, fellow players, and future competitors in the major leagues of football. Season one will conclude with Dante finding out which team will sign him to his first professional contract, and season two will center around his preparation for the Developmental Simulation Football League Draft and his rookie season as he attempts to adjust to the larger, faster, harder-hitting team. Also, you know, there will be plenty of manipulative, tear-jerking family sequences. Obviously.

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[BloomeyGB]

A TV Producer approached me with his idea of following me around for week 16 of the ISFL Regular Season. This will include, but isn't limited to, training, free time, and putting a mic on me for the actual game. As it turns out this is because the fans think that I'm the most interesting Kicker in the league. Why, may you ask. Well, this is because I still believe that I'm the best Kicker this league has ever seen. People are naturally interested in me playing, so why not turn it into an epic Amazon Prime series thingy. People like that right? There are going to be multiple episodes, each concentrating on different aspects of my general existence. One of my favourite episode plans, is when I review watches and different flavoured energy drinks, whilst taking a nice relaxing ice bath after a not-so tiring training session. Other episodes include me talking about my illustrious SHL career, my love of and appreciation of neo-colonialism, Archer, and many other things that will no doubt rivet the audience. After all that comes the epic final episode, which will be game day. The cameras will follow me through the tunnel and on the sidelines, with some awesome close up shots of me kicking. It's gonna be legen-wait for it-dary.

[TheDangaZone]

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[KingSean]

The idea is to paint me into a bat and to fly over the world. It is not exactly a painting but more like a costume you use on Halloween. The sponsors modified the Halloween bat costume by adding an engine, two huge wings, a bat head, and a beak. The costume and fly at a speed of 100m/h. After taking Messi in, it can still reach around 90 m/h. The speed is great - it is not as fast as the light so people can still see it, and it is not slow, so I can complete my round-the-world travel. To cover all the countries, I only need to stay on the sky for 25 days. The sponsor told me that I don't even need to land on any of the countries - the costume is quite powerful that I can pee and poop up there. My initial concern was that 25 days are too long since I need to play football games. Even during the offseason time, I need to train myself to improve my skill sets. But the sponsors told me that I could train myself up there with the costume. They told me when I am up in the sky, all my training becomes oxygen deficit training, so it can significantly improve my endurance. What a great idea! I can sow my name and reputation to all the countries in the world, get free RTW travel, and enhance my performance much more efficiently than on the earth. I immediately signed the contract. I even consulted whether this type of activity can be organized outside the earth - life round-the-universe kinda thing. Messi wants to be more famous!

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[ReverendOReily]

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