(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[katarn22]

It's a Sunday night. The Yeti have just beat the Baltimore Hawks 69-0. Albert Ruschmann had a hell of a game and he is coming out of the locker room, walking towards his Tesla Model Ω. Out of the darkness of the night appears a man with long, black, scraggly hair and sunglasses. "Oh hi Albert!", the man exclaims. Confused, Albert looks up. He sees none other than Tommy Wiseau himself, the man, the myth, the legend. Tommy is the self-proclaimed "biggest football fan in entire world", and explains to Albert that he wants to make a sequel to his cult classic "The Room". The movie would focus on how Denny is moving on from Johnny's death and decides to dedicate his energy into becoming a professional football player. Albert always wanted to star in a movie, but he's curious where he would come into play. Tommy goes on to explain that Albert would be "Coach Alby", a retired ISFL 9-time Ultimus winning quarterback, who would be an inspirational figure for Denny. Although skeptical about how his approach, the offer sounded too good to turn down. Albert would agree, and him and Tommy got to work. The film went on to be a complete flop and completed destroyed Albert Ruschmann's acting career. Fortunately, he always had football to fall back on.

[Jangorhino]

[Sabremike]

Kita Chiasa was approached by a Hollywood Director one day and was asked if they could record the everyday happenings of his life every day for about three months.  They were looking to make a realistic Sitcom about actual players on the brink of going pro.  The first season was gonna feature a character similar to Chiasa as he was already drafted and waiting for his time to shine on the big stage.  If the show is successful they'll follow him along season by season creating new content for the viewers of NBC.  This is the first Sitcom they are trying where they are actually studying video of an athletes day to day life so they are hoping it'll appeal to sports fans and Sitcom fans alike.  If or when this takes off Chiasa could be famous in Hollywood as well as through all sports fans as his name is credited before every episode.  The last crew are prepared to follow him all the way through the playoffs on years he makes it, their TV seasons will vary along with the length of the season Chiasa has, hopefully many of these seasons will have happy endings with Chiasa coming home with many titles, but this will be seen after Chiasa's career and the show premiers!

[gucci]

SMJHL PT

[RussDrivesTheBus]

I think my talent manager would have a pretty easy time taking the prospect of a documentary to any movie director. My journey from college ball at the University of Tennessee up through my back-to-back Ultimus wins has been captured from many different lenses, thanks in part to my father’s fame. There’s footage of me playing ball all the way back to when I was 6 years old, so it should be pretty simple to piece it all together and track it with a compelling narrative. I think the side that most people wouldn’t see coming would be more around my intent and life purpose.

Plenty of legacy athletes deal with the concept of getting out of their predecessor’s shadow; that’s understandable and can be difficult, but it’s not unique. My intent was to always use the name my father built and the abilities I worked so hard to master, to give back to the people around me and the communities I live in. Becoming a millionaire overnight by playing a game, has been a blessing that enabled me to give back in a major way. That’s the part I’d like to focus on. The football is fun, and I’m pretty decent at it, but there’s more to the man than stats and the gridiron.

[SabaDonutMan]

[AgentSmith]

Hollywood, in their infinite wisdom, has decided to remake the Godfather movie series and cast a young, fresh, new face to the franchise. In an effort to appeal to America’s youth, Borgo San Lorenzo, star Tight End for the Dallas Birddogs and future star for the Philadelphia Liberty, was contacted about appearing as the new Sonny Corleone, the son of Don Vito Corleone and heir to the Corleone mafia family. Because Borgo grew up in an Italian family in Youngstown, OH, where his father was a “businessman”, he grew up witnessing the home-life of a father who would go to work to “do business”, often at strange hours of the night. While not ever directly involved, Hollywood thought that San Lorenzo would be the perfect fit, providing a mix of already accrued fame from his time in the DSFL, and knowledge of the profession (even though Borgo won’t ever tell them that he tried to stay as far away from that life as possible). Borgo has committed to spending his offseason free time in the film studio, filming the next remake of one of the classics in mobster film, hoping to live up to the role as portrayed in the original.

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201 Words

[TheRocheLimit]

[zakkyjohns]

Tugg Speedman is a multi-talented individual who can easily excel off of the football field. He has some acting chops as he has shown in some commercials for ESPN, the ISFL Network, and Jordan Shoes. The producer approached Tugg for a show about him being a bachelor however as one who tries to keep that part of his life private, they came to an agreement about cameras following Tugg around during his offseason training regiment leading up to the season. It will show Tugg off the field playing golf, shooting commercials, behind the scenes clips of him streaming video games, and a spotlight for his puppy Bear. The training regiment consists a lot of conditioning and full body workouts as Tugg is very fit and wans to improve on his speed and strength as a wide receiver. The show will also see him with his San Jose mentor Ty Hood, one of the prominent members of the Sabercats and one of the best receivers in the league. It will show the ins and outs of being a rookie in the International Simulation Football League as well as the transition from the end of his rookie year to the off-season and pre-season of his sophomore season. The possibilities are endless as Tugg is a future star of the ISFL and of the Sabercats.

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222 words

[enigmatic]

SHL PT