(S29) PT 2 - Double Trouble?

[Dp-420]

One day, about a quarter of the way through the season, QB Dustin Parmelee was cruising through applications on his phone, when he realized, his name was beginning to trend on google, and upon further investigation he discovered a tweet from a 10-year-old boy. The tweet in a nutshell said that all he wanted for his birthday was for Dustin Parmelee to show up and have some cake with him. He instantly jumped on his twitter and located the tweet from little Johnny Baxter, clearly an enormous London Royal fan! DP decided he was going to attend this party. He recruited B-Dub (Bradley Welch) and Savior Hawkins to join him. The party started in the afternoon and was on a Saturday. Saturday practices are short and are more of a walk through for the game ahead. He figured it was a perfect time to go since they will not miss any practices or team activities. Dustin for course never told the young fan, instead he had the London PR representative find out the address of Johnny since the party would be help at his home. They collaborated and decided that crashing the party would be the perfect way to send his party to the next level.  DP is also bringing with him a football signed by the whole team, and an authentic game jersey of Dustin’s from their week one game vs Minnesota. He also had with him a pinata shaped like the Royals logo, packed full of candy and one hundred single dollar bills. They all hoped into Savior’s whip because he has the dopiest ride in the DSFL. When they get their everyone is outside enjoying themselves, but Dustin knew how to make them have even more fun. They park around the corner, and grab the gifts out of the car, and he also had a megaphone that he snuck from the coach’s office. When Savior seen it, he got hyped and asked how did you get that? “Im stupid sneaky kid, I’m just worried about how to get it back where it belongs without being detected.” Replied Parm.
As they were coming up to the yard where the party was Dustin fired up the megaphone. He said into the megaphone “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNIE!” everyone looked over to see what the commotion was, and they all looked shocked when they realize not only was it Dustin Parmelee, but also 2 other high-profile rookies on the team. The three London players then started signing Happy Birthday through the megaphone for Johnny. Johnnie was so shocked and happy he did not know how to react. Dustin Showed him the pinata and Johnny immediately wanted to hang it and got his whiffle ball bat to hit it with. When it finally burst open, and all the candy fell out the kids dove of the candy. Because the money was on the very top it was the last thing to fall out, and Johnny was able to collect all $100 while the other kids were distracted getting candy. Another shockingly incredible moment for Johnny.
They continued partying for an hour or so when things started dying down and the kids started going home. Dustin went up to Johnny and his mother to tell him how awesome his party. Dustin also had another present for him. Dustin asked Johnny if there was anything else that would make his birthday simply perfect? Johnny replied, it’s already been more perfect than I ever imagined thank you so much for coming Dustin! And then proceeded to give Dustin a hug. Dustin replied “Hey little man, Im glad I came too. You are a cool kid and I like you! In fact, I like you so much, I would like to see you and your family again. So how about you all come to our next home game on me and handed Johnny tickets to their next home game. Johnny started yelling and screaming and went absolutely nuts! He has never been to an actual game and was thrilled to death at this opportunity. “Listen Lil man, you guys better come, because I intend to put up one of these just for you.” Dustin Said, then without hesitation he grabbed the football the team signed, looked at Welch, and Welch back at him, Dustin yelled “Hut Hut!” and Welch exploded down the yard as fast as he could, Savior noticing too late stumbled at first but then got his bearings and took off to cover him. Dustin launched a perfect spiral in the perfect location right into Brad’s outstretched hands a good 50 yards away. B-Dub did his touchdown dance, right in the face of Savior who yelled “You’re lucky I wasn’t ready!” and Bradley replied “yeah right dude. That throw was perfect and right on the money!” Johnny yells “TOUCHDOWN!” as him and Dustin started celebrating themselves, and little Johnny broke into his own touchdown dance.

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[katarn22]

The first four weeks of the ISFL season are always exciting. I feel that four games is enough of a sample size to extrapolate from to determine a team's success (or lack thereof) for the season. However, this is certainly not always the case and I feel that there may be certain outliers in the league standings currently. First off, let's start with the overachievers. On the ASFC side of the ISFL, the San Jose Sabercats sit at a surprising 3-1 record. I don't think I am alone in the sentiment that the Sabercats' record is not indicative of their season-long performance. They have one of the worst offensive lines in the league, and their first four games were not against any particularly strong opponents. Look for them to drop in the rankings down the stretch.

Of course we have teams at the opposite end of the spectrum: those who are better than their records suggest. There are a few teams that fit this bill, but the one I'd like to focus on is the Austin Copperheads. Having just one win out of their four games played, the Copperheads figure to do better down the stretch. They have some offensive weapons in their prime such as RB Zoe Watts and WR Videl San. Even better than their offense, though, is their defense. The linebacking corp is arguably the best in the league and should easily be able to shut down opposing running backs. The Copperheads next 5 or so games are tough ones but they end the season with an easy stretch. Look for them to bounce back.

[Kyamprac]

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[Big_Papi]

If I, William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive, were called upon by a young fan to spend the day with me, my response would that it would be my honor. We would start the day with a haircut, I would introduce them to my friends in the alley, and we would give them some advice and words of wisdom to give them the encouragement to pursue their own dreams. We would finish the day by taking a trip down to the lake and catching some big fish. We would finish the day back in the alley to have a barbecue. I make some homemade sauce that they just have to try! I could think of no better way of spending a day and enjoying it with someone who looks up to and admires me would be truly humbling. Truth be told, I’m not used to people liking me much, so all of this attention and adoration, I’m more used to people wanting to get away from me. While I’m still getting used to it, I welcome and love all my fans. Thank you all! Oh and Dale, if you’re reading this, I DO NOT owe you $1M! We were just joking, it wasn’t a real bet!

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[Bigred1580]

[GuitarMaster116]

After coming back to the locker room after a big win, Mellott took off his helmet and opened his locker to put it away. When he opened the locker a letter came fluttering out. He kneeled down on the ground to grab it, then opened it and read. It was a letter from a young fan saying he loved him and that he was one of his favorite players. He then asked if he would come to his birthday party. Touched by the fact that he actually received a letter, Mellott decided to go. When he got there he gave the kid a big hug and hung out with him the entire time. He would run mock drills and games with all the other kids and would let them all tackle him while laughing with them. He also impressed a lot of people with his eating ability, as he challenged everyone there to a hamburger eating contest, and easily ate the most out of anyone there. He finally took a bunch of pictures with everyone at the party, as well as signed a lot of autographs for all the participants. He helped make one of his fans have the best birthday ever. He also felt bad for all the hamburgers he ate so he paid for the entire party as well.

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