(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime

[youngcricket]

You already know when I get called onto primetime the whole squad is going to be dancing and getting dumb litty with me. We would just be there dancing, hyping up the game for the squad. Jayce Tuck, Luke Luechly, Hariff Ernston, Ryan Flock, Allen Davis, Arbin Asipi, Dental Dam and I would be going crazy trying to get the whole nation amped up for what is about to happen. I feel like me being on there wouldn't be allowed though because Luechly would probably end up going too wild and hurting himself or the team in some way. He is always wild in the locker room so I feel like he would be wild outside of the locker room too. It would be fun for the whole nation to see that the Outlaws have the same amount of swag off the field as they seem to have as they stomp people down on the field. We would also be driving around in a lot of nice foreign cars to show everybody the type of prestige and money that winning championships brings you. I believe that our commercial would be one of the most entertaining of all time because of our energy and chemistry.

[kckolbe]

Kevin Cushing hadn’t been surprised when a network rep had contacted his agent and said they were interested in having him be part of the promo. Whether it was his feud with Ardie Savea (who pummeled the Wraiths with 92 yards and a TD in Week 4 but only managed 16 yards in Week 9), or his falling out with the Liberty front office (who may or may not have used that incident to motivate them to a HUGE win against the Wraiths in Philly), Cushing was too big a part of the NSFL culture to not include, even if he wasn’t even a top ten player at his position. Some were beginning to call him the Danica Patrick of the NSFL. All hype, no ability.

The promo, which still mainly features Carrie Underwood looking like she’s trying to keep up with a camera that’s awkwardly backing away from her, features Kevin Cushing in his game against the Colorado Yeti. After two consecutive tackles on Boss Tweed, the second of which left him a little slow to get up, the decision was made to sub out Cushing, who had appeared to cut his forehead on the inside of his helmet. Cushing took off the helmet and yelled at the coach, blood streaming down his face. That is the sequence that the NSFL wanted, and they got it.

((227, definitely a tough PT))

[Vikain]

[theFlock]

The Arizona Locker room loves all the attention they get. After being snubbed in Season One, and mocked as a team that wouldn't make it back to the Ultimus in Season Two, the team loves having fun every chance they get. When they heard several guys were going to be hand picked, they were overly ecstatic, hoping they could make a fool of themselves on national television.

When the intro rolls, you start to see various stars from around the league. In the faint distance you can see Arbin Asipis fat ass laying down with his helmet on. Really not doing anything, but what else is new?
As we continue transitions, we start to see a few of the stars of the Outlaws. Jayce Tuck and Reg Mackworthy are both on their phones. Tuck seems to be talking more business than anything, while Reg has his back turned, doing what appears to be taking pictures down his pants.
Moving on, we see Hariff Ernston on a Doctors Examination Table receiving his Malaria medication. We can tell he is in good spirits though, he wouldn't stop flexing long enough to let the doctor administer the needle.
Then we see Allen Davis making sure his hair is in line, while Ryan Flock is hiding in his locker brushing his long flowing hair. Who knew that both the Outlaws Safeties looked so good?
To finish out the intro, we see Dental Dam giving King Bronko an Eye Test, where Bronko reads out "Get Ready for some Football."

*cue NSFL Graphic* *cut to Announcers for the start of the game*

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[Jiggly_333]

Gotta remind myself to do this. Placeholder Annie:

[Symmetrik]

[Player1]

Everyone knows building a strong brand for your player is a two part project. First, you need to give fans a memorable on field performance and deliver wins for your home crowd. Second, you need to know how to work the media to give yourself appeal around the country. Otters Tight End George Wright Junior didn't particularly care about the NSFL Primetime intro when the Outlaws came to town, but his agent did. In the video, the NSFL's famous intro song plays over cuts of O.C. and Arizona players dancing, clutching the ball, and/or trying to look intense. George had only a small role in the video but it was certainly an important one. During the team introductions he stood with WRs Robert Phelps and Bradley Westfield. Wright had been told they were just supposed to look tough, but when it came time to shoot Phelps jumped up on his shoulders and caught a pass from Westfield. George was so caught off guard that he didn't break his pose at all, or even look away from the camera, leading to a shot of the two receivers looking like they were playing with a statue. At the end of the intro he stood together with Arizona DE Jayce Tuck to say the send-off, "Outlaws... Otters... here on NSFL primetime!" George was picked for the important role because of his creamy baritone and good looks.

[Hypodynamic]

(207)

Four lights from the four opposite corners of the room slowly rise up on to the rookie phenom that most people simply know as (construction noise). Torque Lewith is in full gear looking at his feet. A voice over is heard.
"They always told me I wasn't good enough to play QB in the NSFL. That I didn't have the accuracy to throw good passes consistently. That the GMs were already their own QBs. That I wasn't strong enough. That I didn't have the heart.

For the most part they were right.

They were right about all of those but one.

(Flashes of Lewith's Highlights)

So I proved them wrong. For passing up on me until after the 10th round.

(More flashes of highlights)

And I changed.

(Lewith's interception clips play)

And I pivoted.

(Lewith's sacks clips play)

Like Jared from Silicon Valley. Like Ross from friends.

To ONE OF THE BEST SAFETIES IN THE NSFL.

(Cut to highlights of Torque Lewith's forty plus tackles over the course of the season - 4th best among ALL safeties.)

And I did what no one thought I could do. What all the scouts and critics and talk show hosts said I couldn't do.

Play.

(Cut to black and NSFL Primetime info)

[daBenchwarmer]

[Darnellthebeast]

It is Darnell Turner's chance to be the star of the show. ESPN's primetime intro has selected the cornerback from the Baltimore Hawks to be the main attraction in the introduction video to the week 11 primetime games. Rumor has it this will be one of the most unique introductions of all time. Turner will be showing off every single party trick he knows. The leaked schedule starts with him spinning a ball on his finger. He then goes to juggling three tennis balls, one of his favorite tricks. His next activity will be juggling a soccer ball(the kind of juggling with your foot) for at least 30 kicks. After that, he'll show off by performing five muscle ups. He will finish the show off by picking a lock to get out of a bowl being filled with water and then kicking a football from 30 yards out and nailing the cross bar, which will trigger a large firework show spelling out "WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL". Turner says he has worked extra hard to make sure that he creates the most memorable intro ever. This supports rumors that he reportadly bribed commissioner Ballerstorm into allowing him to be in the intro, but that's irrelavant now.