*NSFL Cards Hype

[Daybe]

Ahead of the release of the NSFL player cards, there have been some extremely long waits for the cards.



Yes, people are camping out in front of NSFL stores, awaiting the opening of the store, which will take place at 10 AM.

Advans S. Tistics and some of his fellow sports news reporters went across the country and across the globe even to catch up with some people waiting outside of NSFL stores. We interviewed numerous people.

In Baltimore:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Darlane Farlane! S2 leading rusher translates to MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!"

In Yellowknife:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Brrrr... I'd gotta say it'd be Bork Bjornsson! My husky agrees. Right? 'Woof woof!'"

In Colorado:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Logan Noble. Easily. Best quarterback in the league. Indubitably. We were robbed out of the playoffs! The Yeti are better than the Wr-"

We decided to cut him off there.

In Philadelphia:

"Who are you most excited about?"

Why, it's gotta be our superstar safety Lincoln Jefferson! We're so glad to have him back for a few more seasons. We've got the best defense in the league!"

Then we visited some ASFC cities.

In Arizona:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Gotta be Luke Leuchly. Defensive Rookie of the Year! Repeat baby!"

In Orange County:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Angus Winchester. Easily. I got a picture of him reading 'War and Peace' signed by him yesterday!"

In San Jose:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Gotta be Darren Smallwood. He's elite!"

In Las Vegas:

"Who are you most excited about?"

...

Next we get back to our reporters around the globe.

In Ireland:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"It definitely should be Dermot Lavelle. He's the best thing since Connor McGregor!"

And finally, in New Zealand:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"It's gotta be my mate Ardie Savea! Legendary football player! I'd rather have him on the All Blacks though..."

That concludes our report. Thank you for watching!

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[timeconsumer]

In Orange County:

"Who are you most excited about?"

"Angus Winchester. Easily. I got a picture of him reading 'War and Peace' signed by him yesterday!"

I was unaware such a picture existed. In fact, I was unaware Angus Winchester could even read.

[Daybe]

I was unaware such a picture existed. In fact, I was unaware Angus Winchester could even read.

he was simply holding up the book to appear as reading during a photo shoot.

[timeconsumer]

he was simply holding up the book to appear as reading during a photo shoot.

Was it upside-down?

[Daybe]

Was it upside-down?

sideways

[SwagSloth]

I vote for an additional 20% payout for usage of the word " Indubitably".

[sapp2013]

I vote for an additional 20% payout for usage of the word " Indubitably".