John Wachter and Carlito Crush

[cosbornballboy]

The Portland Pythons will be providing John Wachter and Carlito Crush with private jets to allow @JohnWachter to continue working out in his hometown of Baltimore and allow @JKortesi81 to fly between the Portland and THE Ohio State University, where he can work out with his alma mater.

[JohnWachter]

Just when I thought things couldn't get any better.

[JKortesi81]

But like, I'm from the Dominican. And I've been living in Columbus, OH for a few years now.

[tlk742]

But like, I'm from the Dominican. And I've been living in Columbus, OH for a few years now.

they call this exile...

[BOOM™]

You better hope they even let him back into the US...

[cosbornballboy]

But like, I'm from the Dominican. And I've been living in Columbus, OH for a few years now.

I was VERY tired when making this I apologize

[SwagSloth]

You better hope they even let him back into the US...

As an American player working for a Canadian team, I second this concern.

[SwagSloth]

I was VERY tired when making this I apologize

He already signed on the dotted line. Carlito, say goodbye to Columbus. You're going home!

[dustyatters]

I want a private jet

[cosbornballboy]

I want a private jet

Wrong team, you get a GLOW character I assume