Borkus Maximus III's New Year Resolution is simple: He wants to to be a second round pick in the S6 NSFL draft. Not a first round pick, not a third or later pick, but a second round pick. Many have curiously asked him why he wants to be picked in the second round rather than the first, but he has never given an answer. Indeed, Borkus has always been an interesting character, and seems to get quite heated at the idea of being drafted in the first round.
It was reported that when Borkus found out he was drafted first overall in the DSFL, he threw his couch out the window in anger. "NEVER AGAIN!!" he yelled into the night.
It remains to be seen if Borkus plans to purposefully hurt his own draft stock, though he would have to be careful so as to not become so unattractive that he falls later than the second round. Many analysts already predict him to be a second round pick.
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It was reported that when Borkus found out he was drafted first overall in the DSFL, he threw his couch out the window in anger. "NEVER AGAIN!!" he yelled into the night.
It remains to be seen if Borkus plans to purposefully hurt his own draft stock, though he would have to be careful so as to not become so unattractive that he falls later than the second round. Many analysts already predict him to be a second round pick.
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