Poopyface Tomatonose's primary New Year's Resolution is to stop mailing it in on his point tasks. Creative writing is fun and all, but when you have to shoehorn it into some nonsensical topic it becomes an arduous task. The 2017 version of Tomatonose would use Star Wars memes or an unnecessarily long list of words to reach his word count. Looking toward 2018, however, Tomatonose hopes to instead fill his point tasks with valuable insights that help drive a modern, efficient, and streamlined NSFL. What does that really mean? Who can say for sure. It sure sounds pretty good, though. So far he seems to be off to a pretty good start as this article is really on par with the level of point task quality that he hopes to contribute moving forward.
Another resolution of his is to stop talking in the third person. To be fair, writing from the point of view of a fictional football player named "Poopyface Tomatonose" probably makes that difficult. This resolution is not going quite as well for him. Just read this point task. Come to think of it, he's kind of failing on the first resolution as well. This is 207 words of pure nonsensical word vomit. Oh well.
Another resolution of his is to stop talking in the third person. To be fair, writing from the point of view of a fictional football player named "Poopyface Tomatonose" probably makes that difficult. This resolution is not going quite as well for him. Just read this point task. Come to think of it, he's kind of failing on the first resolution as well. This is 207 words of pure nonsensical word vomit. Oh well.
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