Dwayne Aaron's new years resolution is to get a girlfriend. Ever since he was dumped in his freshmen year at Mizzou he has been all too afraid to ask out another girl. But now in the city of Portland he feels that he can get a new start. He has gone to his teammates for pickup lines, which they were all extremely terrrible, and had his GM set him up on a double date, and accidentally find himself on a blind date with Megan Fox. Although it didn't work out Aaron's confidence is steadily rising, expect to see his name on a magazine at walmart with the caption 'Dwayne Aaron is with who?!'. These magazines always try to make up fake news. So DA will also add getting these magazine companies sued if they try and blow something in his life out of proportion. They will probably tell you she stole his kidney, and it's not true...yet...
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