Back when I first got drafted I had some monetary issues and well I was fucking broke as shit. My paychecks were spent months in advance and I was living out of my Range Rover. I was pretty comfortable living like this, most of the time the team provided me with food and I spent 90% of my time with football related shit. I heard it said that women were put here to test me and I believe that to be true.
One fateful day I was out after a game with some of the boys and then I saw her. Oh man she was sexy as fuck, hourglass figure with a tight dress that showed just enough to make you weak. I finally worked up the courage to talk to her and we hit it off, we walked and talked all night. Eventually we walked past a shop that she professed was some place she had been dying to visit. I wanted to impress her so I told her that I had a connection there. I told her to give me 5 minutes and I would be right back.
I of course did not have any connection, I just planned on breaking in like I did when I was younger. I guess those alarm systems are fucking good now because the second I slipped through the skylight the whole place lit up like a tree and the cops were at the door before I even got to the main floor. I never did see that beautiful girl again and the cops laughed so much at my stupidity that they let me go with a warning.
One fateful day I was out after a game with some of the boys and then I saw her. Oh man she was sexy as fuck, hourglass figure with a tight dress that showed just enough to make you weak. I finally worked up the courage to talk to her and we hit it off, we walked and talked all night. Eventually we walked past a shop that she professed was some place she had been dying to visit. I wanted to impress her so I told her that I had a connection there. I told her to give me 5 minutes and I would be right back.
I of course did not have any connection, I just planned on breaking in like I did when I was younger. I guess those alarm systems are fucking good now because the second I slipped through the skylight the whole place lit up like a tree and the cops were at the door before I even got to the main floor. I never did see that beautiful girl again and the cops laughed so much at my stupidity that they let me go with a warning.
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