As recently having turned a year older, Dustin Evans had celebrated in NSFL fashion alongside his NOLA teammates in their new city. They found it to be only fitting that they should all take part in an actual second line! The birthday party turned into quite the public event and more like a welcome to the city for the entire team.
Borkus was abducted by the vague, yet menacing government agency that watches us all, Brister attempted to follow him and his captor but somehow ended up in a Taiwanese general store being accused of theft, and new star linebacker, Brian Mills, collected so many beads that he now has a minor back sprain which is extremely unfortunate and impressive alike. Dustin did absolutely nothing of note, and in fact, he only walked around in circles saying "I'm almost at 150 words, very close now, yes surely I am nearly there." Very confusing, he was probably drunk.
Borkus was abducted by the vague, yet menacing government agency that watches us all, Brister attempted to follow him and his captor but somehow ended up in a Taiwanese general store being accused of theft, and new star linebacker, Brian Mills, collected so many beads that he now has a minor back sprain which is extremely unfortunate and impressive alike. Dustin did absolutely nothing of note, and in fact, he only walked around in circles saying "I'm almost at 150 words, very close now, yes surely I am nearly there." Very confusing, he was probably drunk.
