On one of the rare summer days below 100 degrees in Arizona, Dean Jackson was out for a short walk with his dog. He took a moment to look down at his phone while his dog relieved himself, but looked up quickly at the sound of a rattle. Poised by his remarkably oblivious dog was a large rattlesnake. With no hesitation, Jackson did what he does best: kick. The good news was that the dog was out of danger as the rattler flew over the road. The bad news was that at the same time, a speeding biker was being pursued by police and flew past Jackson at just the wrong time to get hit by the previously mentioned flying snake. The kicker watched in stunned horror as the (thankfully padded) rider tumbled from his vehicle and the police screeched to a halt. Needless to say, the police had some questions and a talk about leaving apprehension of criminals to the professionals, and a discussion on the dangers of “throwing” snakes.
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