(S6) - PT2 - New Teammates

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I am most excited about the man the myth the legend Poopyface Tomatonose. The team formerly known as the Legion’s offense has slowly begun to take shape, and Tomatonose looks to be a solid contributor in the revamped offense. He replaces the fantastic Joseph Askins, who beefed up and joined the defense last season as a defensive tackle. While Tomatonose looks to be a great on field contributor, his locker room presence has already been felt by NOLA. In fact, part of the reason why NOLA looked at Tomatonose so early in the draft was because of his locker room leadership ability. In addition, Poopyface Tomatonose is the co-gm of the fantastic DSFL squad the Portland Pythons, where he’s gaining invaluable GM experience. Don’t be surprised if Tomatonose joins the NOLA management as a kind of special advisor man in the future. NOLAs current special advisor man is kind of a dingus and doesn’t know what he’s doing, so it’s high time for a replacement. Poopyface Tomatonose should be that replacement. Hopefully. Please dear lord Tomatonose be the replacement. He’s already playing a large role in helping the development of his fellow youngsters and has been a fantastic team member.

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