(S6) - PT2 - New Teammates

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The new New Orleans Second Line player I'm most excited to see the impact of is none other than myself, THE Poopyface Tomatonose. No, your eyes do not deceive you. I am a new face, even to myself, as I enter my inaugural NSFL season. After toiling away on a losing (yet talented) roster in Kansas City, I have transformed myself heading into this season. I really beefed up this off-season and my jawline is more chiseled than ever before. On top of that, after putting in a nearly inhuman effort this off-season I expect myself to bring a new dimension to the Second Line offense, bringing our total number of dimensions up to two. We're still one dimension short of the big time, three dimensions, but we are optimistic we can get there by next season. I will provide our new quarterback, Borkus Maximus III, who is ironically not a new face to the team, with a wide and reliable, yet nimble receiving target in the passing game.

If I had to pick a player other than myself who I am excited about, it would be Joseph Askins. He is a new face in that his face is new because he added about a hundred pounds as he beefed up for a position switch to defensive tackle. Not only did he open up a hole for me, Poopyface Tomatonose, to step into, but he filled a hole as a hole filler on the defensive line. His beefy new body should plug plenty of running lanes even as teams look to take advantage of the run game this season. Askins' impact will definitely be felt by a Second Line defense in sore need of help.