The Yeti locker room is an interesting place to be, and given our recent additions, I can't imagine what incoming rookies are going to be thinking when they walk in.
First, you have the unquestioned leader in the locker room, Nick Pierno. He is always amped up, blasting music, telling stories, and shouting encouragement at the top of his lungs. The guy has no off switch. Then you have the newest addition to the team, rookie Dwayne Aaron. For some reason, this dude always has his dick out. He and Carlito Crush are always swinging dong and arguing over whose is biggest. Michael Tillman is usually drinking or puking somewhere. He's the only guy with a trash can at the bottom of his locker. Saint is quiet, stoic, and, well, saintly. Hackett is usually talking about the newest car or house he got with his giant contract. Bly can usually be found ranting about something, most often HO or how he was robbed of ROTY last year. Boss Tweed is constantly running laps around the complex instead of showering. His locker wins Worst Smelling Award. The Sandoval brothers talk to each other in their own secret language all the time. We're all pretty sure they're talking about the rest of us. Brian Wheat is always sitting there polishing his gun, making the rest of us mildly uncomfortable. And finally, Sebastian Joyce wanders around aimlessly asking everyone who will listen if he should change positions. It's a neat place to be.
Haruki Ishigawa
First, you have the unquestioned leader in the locker room, Nick Pierno. He is always amped up, blasting music, telling stories, and shouting encouragement at the top of his lungs. The guy has no off switch. Then you have the newest addition to the team, rookie Dwayne Aaron. For some reason, this dude always has his dick out. He and Carlito Crush are always swinging dong and arguing over whose is biggest. Michael Tillman is usually drinking or puking somewhere. He's the only guy with a trash can at the bottom of his locker. Saint is quiet, stoic, and, well, saintly. Hackett is usually talking about the newest car or house he got with his giant contract. Bly can usually be found ranting about something, most often HO or how he was robbed of ROTY last year. Boss Tweed is constantly running laps around the complex instead of showering. His locker wins Worst Smelling Award. The Sandoval brothers talk to each other in their own secret language all the time. We're all pretty sure they're talking about the rest of us. Brian Wheat is always sitting there polishing his gun, making the rest of us mildly uncomfortable. And finally, Sebastian Joyce wanders around aimlessly asking everyone who will listen if he should change positions. It's a neat place to be.
Haruki Ishigawa