Woah what timing! So after practice today me and the boys are hanging out in the locker room doing our own usual after-practice activities. Matt Akselsen is giving some kids with cancer a tour of the locker room, Dermot Lavelle is checking himself out in the mirror, and I’m shooting up my performance enhancing drugs….I mean herbal supplements. Then the FBI come bursting in the locker room we are all getting slammed into ground, they are waving their badges around and they start tearing through everybody’s lockers and definitely not just my locker. When they are tearing through all of the lockers and not just mine, they are whispering about a murder investigation and a bunch of bodies that are missing and a bunch of other cop talk I did not pay much attention to. There was also an agent with a half empty bag of concrete in an evidence bag and an old shovel neither of which were in the trunk of my car…
@Bzerkap @iamslm22
@`To12143` It's coming...
P.S. This is off the record right? Do I need my lawyer?
@Bzerkap @iamslm22
@`To12143` It's coming...
P.S. This is off the record right? Do I need my lawyer?
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