(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

[Daybe]

I'm a pretty down to earth man. I believe in a lot of things, such as the value of good education. Which is why I believe that pineapple on pizza was an invention created by the government. Think about it. Want to make something so unpopular and polarizing? Just put pineapple on pizza. People will fight over it, and the government doesn't get any blame over some of the bigger areas where they screw up. If people are arguing about what they put on pizza, then they can't argue about who's president, and why. It's a win-win situation. Now, everyone knows that pineapple on pizza was a terrible invention that took shape during the Richard Nixon years. Of course it was Tricky Dick! That man was up to no good whatsoever. There are photographs of Richard Nixon posing in front of many boxes of pineapple pizza. So what's the solution? Well, we just ban food altogether! If there's no food, then people can't complain about pineapple on pizza. We can make this work in a number of ways, but the first step I would take is to ban Dermot, ban ADwyer87, timeconsumer, and Bzerkap (All known multis of the one and only ErMurazor). This will ensure that we can take positive steps forward as a country.