Bubba isn't used to these storms, it's kinda weird. So, if Bubba ever does encounter one of these, the first thing Bubba will do is barricade his shack and lock up his crocodiles. Them sumbitches can't handle no weather well, so I think locking them up is a reasonable thing to do. Next thing to do once the snow arrives, is to melt the snow with my rocket arm, that shitll melt real quick under the pressure of Bubba's arm, y'know. After that, it'll all be good, cause Bubba's arm will cause serious global warming, so there won't be any more snow to deal with. After that, Bubba will let out his crocodiles to frolic in the melted snow, and they'll do their crocodile thing. Bubba will then eat a pound of grits and a few po'boys (not those fake shrimp ones those are for people Bubba don't like, Bubba means the oyster real ones) and just relaxin. Finally, Bubba will go to sleep, and dream about eating more po'boys. Oh, I forgot to let the crocodiles back into their pen. Bubba will remember tomorrow...
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