The Wraiths traded a high draft pick for me and so far I am not performing up to the standard that I expect of myself and it is having an impact on the team as a whole. The Wraiths are clearly not performing up to the play off caliber team that they should be and thus far in the season they might miss out completely.
Now you know what they say in the big leagues, if you are not cheating than you are not trying. This is the culture Jayce Tuck hopes to bring to the Yellowknife organization to help get them to the top of the mountain. The defense has not been carrying the team to wins like Jayce expects, so he has been slowly getting everyone on the team addicted to cocaine. Before every game Dermot Lavelle, Fuego Wozy, and Jayce Tuck utilize “Gatorade’s new powder power” to get into the zone.
The offense has also been struggling mightily so when Jayce is not on the field he is keeping a signal disruptor handy to screw up the communication of the opposing defense. Mat Akselsen has been struggling mightily, so his cologne bottle may be over 70% testosterone spray.
And we won’t even go into details about Jayce’s special Adderall protein Brownie recipe that is popular at the Wraith’s film sessions. Hopefully this is enough to get the team out of this slump…otherwise things might have to go even further.
@TheWoZy @Bzerkap @White Cornerback
Now you know what they say in the big leagues, if you are not cheating than you are not trying. This is the culture Jayce Tuck hopes to bring to the Yellowknife organization to help get them to the top of the mountain. The defense has not been carrying the team to wins like Jayce expects, so he has been slowly getting everyone on the team addicted to cocaine. Before every game Dermot Lavelle, Fuego Wozy, and Jayce Tuck utilize “Gatorade’s new powder power” to get into the zone.
The offense has also been struggling mightily so when Jayce is not on the field he is keeping a signal disruptor handy to screw up the communication of the opposing defense. Mat Akselsen has been struggling mightily, so his cologne bottle may be over 70% testosterone spray.
And we won’t even go into details about Jayce’s special Adderall protein Brownie recipe that is popular at the Wraith’s film sessions. Hopefully this is enough to get the team out of this slump…otherwise things might have to go even further.
@TheWoZy @Bzerkap @White Cornerback
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