(S6) - Weekend PT 4 - Game Night

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There’s a reason why you only play Monopoly with Micah Hendrix one time in your life, but if you’ve never played it with him of course then you wouldn’t understand why. When it comes to football, he plays with a lot of intensity, but it doesn’t match the level that he plays Monopoly at. He’s studied the board well, knows all the strategies, and will twist your arm for every last dollar and property he can get out of you in a trade. Forget counting squares on the board to move your piece, he’ll basically move your piece and take your turn for you if you’re taking too long. He gets pretty impatient waiting for his turn. If you can stand to make it through an entire game with him, you’re likely to lose, but odds are you’ll just get fed up with him before you can make it that far. So it’s no surprise that when Hendrix started up a game of Monopoly with some unsuspecting teammates, it only lasted about 10 minutes before Tyler Oles flipped the table over, effectively ending the game, and exclaimed, “Fuck this, I would rather play Risk.”