With the feud between Blackford Oakes and Connor Tanner coming to a head this season Oakes received an unmarked envelope taped to his door today and when he opened it it said "Golf With Friends tonight to end this forever room name is Keygan and password will be massretirement" and so tonight this entire saga will be resolved one way or another but really it's going to be resolved in favor of Oakes because Tanner fucking sucks at Golf With Friends while Oakes is undefeated and has never lost and is widely considered one of the best to ever play the game so Tanner really doesn't stand a chance and so Oakes has been quite chipper today thinking about how badly he's going to destroy Tanner and he really really hopes that collision mode will be on because that'll just add to the decimation but Tanner will probably choose rules that are more favorable to him by having collision off and picking the stupid fucking desert course which really sucks and is far inferior to the other courses like the haunted house which is the best course.
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