I would like to have the entire Baltimore Hawks roster over to my crib for some beer pong. That is an important game to know who is the best. We could set up three different types of tournaments: we could have a singles tournament to find out the best individual, then we would set up a doubles bracket, and to finish up the night when everyone is smashed out of their minds we could do an offense vs. defense bracket. This game is all about alcohol tolerance and being accurate with the ping pong ball. I imagine the big fat linemen such as Hendrix, Broadway, Metas, and the big uglies on the OL would be able to handle quite a bit of booze. However, I imagine Blocksdale, Turkleton, and the WR group would be the most accurate shooters. It is important to do this as a team bonding activity in the offseason, can't be all hung over for a big game in the regular season. (165 words)

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