(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

[Vikain]

If there is anything I believe is that of the conspiracy of Florida Man. Everyone has heard of him. He is the one that does all the crazy stuff down in Florida. For instance Florida man fights Ex-girlfriends husband in while she is delivering a baby. Or Florida Man fights a flamingo after it called his mom ugly. Now some uncultured people like to believe it is multiple people in Florida doing these strange occurances. But NO! I know better it's one guy and he is in cahoots with the Government. Why? No one really knows. Some have ideas that it is so some people of color would not come and move to Florida, others have a theory that he is an alien that just can't quite grasp the ability to be human. Other theories include a man who was experimented on by the CIA with LSD so he doesn't see what a normal person sees. What do I believe in? EVERYTHING! This Florida Man is an Alien who was experimented on by the CIA and then released into the General public to create a limitation for Florida. He is essentially a loose cannon that does anything the US Government wants. BE CAREFUL OF FLORIDA MAN!