(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

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So, Verso L'Alto doesn't really believe in any conspiracy theories. He was raised too no-nonsense for that. If anything, he's overly skeptical about things he should probably be concerned about (but that's a story for another time). However, as Verso L'Alto has been learning more about the culture around him in Tijuana, he has been shocked to learn about some of the rather outrageous and ludicrous beliefs that some of the locals still hold fast to. For example, although it is hard to be certain with his still laughable command of the Spanish language, on more than one occasion, he was certain that he heard the locals claim that Donald Trump is completely made up. Not that he is an imaginary person, but some of the locals believe that the United States citizens have fabricated his election and political positions in some type of geo-political posturing. Of all things, they point to his Twitter feed as an evidence of his incompetence. Each time, Vero L'Alto has tried to explain that this would make no sense for the countru and that no sane American would prefer to be represented in this way (not to mention that this would be an impossibly difficult secret to maintain). An yet, each time he is left shaking his head as the Tijuananos stare at him disapprovingly and mutter to themselves as they turn away.

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