Allow me to regal you with a tale of a Nsfl wide conspiracy, one that will rock you to the very core of your being. Many know that claims of rigging come and go many without even so much as a shred of evidence. HOWEVER this is not one of those tales, no this is as true as the sun rising to the east and setting to the west. This is the league wide conspiracy to make the greatest kicker known to man miss his extra point kicks! That man is none other than Turk Turkleton! You see the entire league (unbeknownst to Turk) has been trying to keep Turk from scoring his extra point kicks. They use dirty tricks like deflating the ball ever so slightly, placing a small weight inside the balls to throw off its trajectory, and even paying off the ball holder to purposely hold the ball wrong! Now I'm not too sure why they do this but if I had to guess I'd say money. The forces to be must place bets on when Turk will miss an extra point kick. We all know how it is in Vegas they bet on everything there and most likely these forces to be bet millions of dollars on Turk missing a kick! That's when they mess with the poor lad and make him miss from no fault of his own!
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