(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

[JKortesi81]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that aliens crashed in Roswell, New Mexico and are currently being held at Area 51. Why is this even a conspiracy theory? Everyone knows its true. There is definitely life on other planets, and they’re more advanced that this primitive society we live in. I’m sure these aliens were just hammered on some bad ass alien pimp juice that’s probably like 1,000 proof and they made a mistake you know? Now they’re stuck here on Earth because we don’t have any of the components to help them out with their super advanced technology. So they just kind of have to chill out in the desert because if any humans see them, we’d freak the fuck out and the world would just kill itself. As a result, they have this bad ass underground bunker where they get all of the Mountain Dew and Cheetos we can give them, and then just chug handles of Tito’s Vodka while learning the ins and outs of hot ass Earth chicks and what they’re all about. They probably live for like thousands of years and shit so they just have to wait for someone on Earth to discover some shit like Vibranium so they can fix their ship and get outta here. (212)