(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

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The number one conspiracy theory occupying this tight end is whether or not my own GM, Borkus Maximus III, intentionally held me back this season. By playing me exclusively at tight end this season he was able to suppress my statistical output enough that his own player, Borkus Maximus III, could win offensive rookie of the year. Once Borkus Maximus III started playing me in the slot, my performance took off. I scored my first touchdown, had a twelve reception game, and saw far more targets than when I lined up next to our offensive tackles. Meanwhile Borkus Maximus III was able to ride the coat tails of our star receiver, Dustin Evans, to a respectable season and status as the presumptive favorite for the offensive rookie of the year award. The evidence is quite frankly overwhelming as Borkus Maximus III told me "Yes I did sabotage you this season, Poopyface Tomatonose". After everything I did for him, I could hardly believe it. I was his check down target when he was too afraid to throw the ball down field. I was the only full time player to not let a defensive player pile drive him into the turf. I was everything he asked and more, and he betrayed me. It be ya own people, man.