(S7) - Weekend PT 2 - Friday the 13th

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As you all know the New Orleans Second Line football sports players like pranks a lot. One day some players decided to put a SPOOKY SKELETON in Borkus Maximus III's locker. You see, Borkus Maximus III once confided in some teammates about how spooked out he was at the thought that in every single human body beneath their skin and muscles there is a SPOOKY SKELETON and this terrified him. Confiding this in his teammates was a mistake. It wasn't long before they hit a SPOOKY SKELETON is his locker. When Borkus Maximus III saw this SPOOKY SKELETON in his locker he completely freaked the heck out and had to be taken to the hospital because he had a severe panic attack and his teammates were worried that he was having a heart attack. Borkus Maximus III has never been the same since then, and every time he sees a SPOOKY SKELETON he has flashbacks to that fateful day.

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