This is 100% the most spooky story ever
You wake up on Friday the thirteenth and go fetch the newspaper. You have to make sure you are ready for work, get your suit and tie on, and begin reading your news briefing for the day, Your wife comes in and begins to make you breakfast. Bacon and eggs, the good stuff.
She asks you "would you like more honey?", you say "no thanks, I'm..." but then you stop suddenly as you look up from your newspaper. Its not your wife, instead it is the face of Saskatoon legend Carson Shmyr. You panic and go to grab your kids, only to discover their faces have also been replaced with the teen legend. You run outside and see your neighbor, Carson Shmyr, watering the lawn and waving hi to you. you jump in your car and speed off as quickly as possible.
You get to work only to find your boss yelling at you, with the face of the Sasky Sensation. You try and run, but all your Noble coworkers come out of their cubicles to surround you, chanting, "Follow me on instagram". You scream, but it is too late, you have already been overwhelmed by All Of Saskatoon.
You wake up on Friday the thirteenth and go fetch the newspaper. You have to make sure you are ready for work, get your suit and tie on, and begin reading your news briefing for the day, Your wife comes in and begins to make you breakfast. Bacon and eggs, the good stuff.
She asks you "would you like more honey?", you say "no thanks, I'm..." but then you stop suddenly as you look up from your newspaper. Its not your wife, instead it is the face of Saskatoon legend Carson Shmyr. You panic and go to grab your kids, only to discover their faces have also been replaced with the teen legend. You run outside and see your neighbor, Carson Shmyr, watering the lawn and waving hi to you. you jump in your car and speed off as quickly as possible.
You get to work only to find your boss yelling at you, with the face of the Sasky Sensation. You try and run, but all your Noble coworkers come out of their cubicles to surround you, chanting, "Follow me on instagram". You scream, but it is too late, you have already been overwhelmed by All Of Saskatoon.
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