(S7) - PT 2 - NS-if-L

[dropbear]

What if the Yellowknife Wraiths never retired their old logo? It’s pretty common knowledge around the league now that the Wraiths are suffering from the ‘Old Man Yellowknife Curse’ because of the decision to swap from the eerie, wisened old man the originally represented their franchise to the blue-eyed skeleton that I assume was a surfer before being eaten alive by some sort of Canadian frost ant, and who is likely also a rapper based on his hood.

When you look at the Wraiths inability to win the Ultimus through the lens of the bright blue eyes of their logo, you start to realise why he constantly wears a look of mild shock: the team will never win a championship until they agree to bring back their original logo. No one is afraid of a skeleton who looks like he’s already been killed by some sort of supernatural game hunter and hung up on a plaque in his man-cave to display to Er and all his multies when they come around for some sort of sick, twisted tea party.

Heed my warning all ye who play for Yellowknife: never shall ye win the Ultimus with surfer-skeleton-Eminem as your logo. Repent, and bring back old man Yellownkife.