Last year, Pierno scared the bejeezus out of me during practice.
You see, I'm terrified of fruits. They make me feel sick inside, and even smelling them makes me feel nauseous and gag. The guys knew about this, and I guess Pierno wanted to have some fun with the rook during Halloween. At the end of practice I usually spend some time with him (as my ball holder) and Butt Knuckler (the GOAT long snapper) kicking field goals. That day, Pierno ran to the lockers real quick while Butt and I practiced punts. As I received the last snap of that session, I was suddenly trucked from behind and crashed to the ground... by the time I looked up I saw a man teabagging me, with a pumpkin for a head. Between my weekend martial arts training and my phobia of fruit, I immediately put my self defense against fruit training in action and flipped him off me and 5 yards down field. The pumpkin came off, and all I saw was Nick dying of laughter on the turf!
moral of the story nick can tackle too guys
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You see, I'm terrified of fruits. They make me feel sick inside, and even smelling them makes me feel nauseous and gag. The guys knew about this, and I guess Pierno wanted to have some fun with the rook during Halloween. At the end of practice I usually spend some time with him (as my ball holder) and Butt Knuckler (the GOAT long snapper) kicking field goals. That day, Pierno ran to the lockers real quick while Butt and I practiced punts. As I received the last snap of that session, I was suddenly trucked from behind and crashed to the ground... by the time I looked up I saw a man teabagging me, with a pumpkin for a head. Between my weekend martial arts training and my phobia of fruit, I immediately put my self defense against fruit training in action and flipped him off me and 5 yards down field. The pumpkin came off, and all I saw was Nick dying of laughter on the turf!
moral of the story nick can tackle too guys
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