Two non-sports related have caught the interest of Young Blackford Oakes in recent months the first of course being his ongoing feud with the dastardly Connor Tanner who killed his first team by ~FORCING ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE SITE~ into a mass retirement against their will that was a huge dick move and since Oakes didn't join in on the retirement now Tanner is hellbent on destroying his new team and his career so their back and forth, their tete-a-tete (pretend I put the little hat thingies on those like it's real french ty) has provided him with limitless entertainment since he continually has the upper hand due to Tanner being frail, timid, and overall inferior and the other thing Oakes has found interesting are the upcoming nuptials between Borkus Maximus III and Terrell Brister because that wedding is going to fucking incredible, there are rumors that there will be beaver races and the whole nine yards.
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