If I could play for any other team it'd definitely be the San Jose Sabrecats because I would sabotage their team and allow the New Orleans Second Line to make the playoffs for the first time in franchise history and the rebuild from Connor Tanner's dastardly and malicious forcing of the Legion to mass retire would officially be over and we could finally put that salacious chapter in our history to bed once and for all and also green looks really good on me like right now I'm wearing a green shirt and I've had at least 69 guys walk past my desk and give me the eyes you know the ones the eyes that look like the :eyes: emoji that say "oh yes I'd like to give you the business right there against your cubicle walls you smoking hot piece of ass" so yeah San Jose would be nice for those reasons but the drawback would be that if New Orleans makes the playoffs we'd be starting our offseason later than expected so Borkus and Brister's wedding might have to be delayed which would be a real shame so maybe I hope I go to San Jose and help them make the playoffs so as to not ruin carefully laid wedding plans idk which I'm hoping for but definitely one of those.
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