(S7) - PT 4 - Trade Deadline

[Daybe]

If Applehort wasn't on the Yeti (Which won't happen), where would he want to be playing for?

Well, the answer is in NOLA.

The Second Line is probably the second best locker room in the NSFL. Actually scratch that, it IS the second best LR in the NSFL. They're a bunch of chill dudes who I've connected with in some form through sim leagues, such as @bovo (Wraiths days), @AdamS SBA mainly, @speculadora (Pythons Boss) and more. Also, looking at their articles, they probably have the second best shitposting skills in the league (I'm looking out for you @Supersquare04 my man lol). The only problem would be that it would ensue a positional fight for quarterback with Maximus and Applehort fighting to the death for the starting QB role. And knowing Applehort's 2 (! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !) reps at the combine, it won't end well. At least they'd hold a funeral for Appleman (Maybe).

Another team I'd like to go to is Philly. These guys take everything seriously and I love it. Overall, they have a good team too, so when Oles-man retires I'd be willing to pick up right where he left off and be good. Yes. Also I'd throw the ball better so where Josh Garden (bum) wouldn't drop it. Yes.