What team do I want to play for? Easy question. The one I am currently on. Oh yes, I know. The idea is to imagine yourself of a different team. I don't care. I close my eyes and all I see is purple. Sometimes with teal. Sometimes with gold. The insinuation that I could even pretend I am on another team is insulting. I am incapable of such wretched, unproductive thoughts. You might as well ask me to pick the Yeti over the New Orleans Second Line in my weekly predictions. Ain't gonna happen. Instead, I will just talk about why the New Orleans Second Line is such a great team. One, we have the man, the myth, the legend Bovo. He is so amazing that he is willing to put his butt hole on the line to shit talk the Yeti. You can't buy that kind of person. Next, we have AsylumParty. He is so loyal to things that he won't even change his Discord avatar. A true team player. Then we have Payton, who honestly kind of sucks and is the only reason I didn't break a bunch of things when asked to fathom playing for another team. We also have tbone, JuOSU, AdamS, Beaver, and now (drum roll please) Mifflin! No wait, Muford. The only thing that could make this crew better is if we traded Payton for bezkerszkape. Oh well, nothing is perfect.
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